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Going out for my mom’s birthday so time to put on makeup

clown event still possible

Today I gotta swing by the pharmacy but then I’m gonna try to crank out my pinned for Luz and also get the groundwork going for Luz’s relationships page that I’ve been meaning to make for years

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

Tummy hurt so bad i can’t sleep 😭

where's the handshake react button on here

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

Illustration of twelve bird friends, each labeled with a month from January to December

Your month, your bird friend!!

a fanart environment painting i made of melinoe from hades ii standing in the crossroads under the moonlight with her frog :D

hades ii

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

ok got a couple replies i'd been meaning to write yesterday done, the rest will have to wait until later because i gotta get something to eat before work

a small, black dog with fur so long that it obscures the majority of its body parts, leaving only a stubby white snout with a black nose sticking out. The snout and fur gives it the appearance of being a circular black cloud with a single eye in the center.

Kirby: Yesterday was such a great day in Kirby's Dream Land. I Hope today will be a great day in Kirby's Dream Land, Too!

The insidious Dark Matter:

I’m awake, I don’t have to be at work for another like 4 hours or so, and I need to try to do at least something before then, but I’m so dang tired

doodle comic Screenshot of a fedex map “track your delivery on the map” Me sitting in the dark, watching the computer very seriously

me when fedex offers the live map for my package

bro.

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

I just think watermelon flavored stuff is top tier dude I always love whatever watermelon soda it is that’s in that joint

Time to go home and take a nap because I’m SLEEPY

I totally notice this too. And ships also, I feel like male rp muses get more ship attention, which like good for them but also where the ladies at

Royal Watermelon my freaking beloved 🥰🥰🥰

Not content to just steal from the real deal, this game is also ripping off fan designs 😬

ok but jokes aside i feel like that's the kind of thing publishing companies are eventually gonna yeet cease and desists at

lrp bro if people are buying that stuff maybe it's time i give it a shot /hj

screenshot from etsy of an "annotated books" item where this person will mark up emily henry novels for you (???) currently priced at $146.92

Very impressed that someone else's inane annotations in a used book have historically led me to think "ugh I can't believe I paid $3 for this," but on BookTok/Etsy people are paying $100+ for the experience.

A string of four tweets. Text reads: This dog looks like my dog from my teenage years, Daisy. God I miss Daisy. I miss Daisy too 🙏 It’s okay… I was reincarnated into a real girl Do you remember how we used to run

It is deeply flattering whenever someone says I remind them of a cat they used to have, however, it also causes this image to mentally flashbang me every time

He cares her…..! She will be annoying and care about him in return!!!!

Also you’ve said in a handful of threads lately that he likes to listen and it occurred to me that’s part of why he got drawn to luz, who’s loud and bright and doesn’t shut up lmao

Amber I care your boy

I think Luz’s new goal is going to be trying to figure out a new way to hold her own in a fight now, since she’s without any magic. She even still needs to unlock her ability to fly with stringbean I think.

Thinking about the time recently where shadow said something along the lines of “when have I ever been violent to you” and luz held up her hand with fresh bite marks on it and said “you literally just bit me not 2 minutes ago”