Elliot Vos

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

uld you support or oppose abolishing ICE? (%) Somewhat or strongly supportNot sureSomewhat or strongly oppose U.S. adult citizens 39 Party ID Democrats 14 Independents 35 Republicans 68

Per The Economist/YouGov, half of Americans support ABOLISHING ICE.

Literally, "abolishing."

yougov.com/en-us/articl...

Hehe @yeshomo.co is good at marketing

DuckDuckGo search results page showing: No results found for emma "support ice" email footer

I don’t think this is legit. Couldn’t find any reference to it searching DuckDuckGo. Google found me this LinkedIn post pointing out the phishing warning signs! www.linkedin.com/posts/ianhar...

Is there a source for this online?

Wow this is quite a story

Promo graphic for Heated Rivalry, except Shane and Ilya's heads have been replaced with a Thin Mint and a Samoa (a.k.a. Caramel DeLite). The text below reads: "Why choose? Bring them BOTH to the cottage! Buy Girl Scout Cookies from (redacted)'s Online Store today!!"

Here's how my sister is advertising my niece's Girl Scout cookie sales on Instagram (yes, she's proud of herself)

Every country (yes, including yours) has dipshit right wing authoritarians in it who only value liberal democracy as a means for acquiring power and allowing them to exist when defeated and treating them as a fifth column is absolutely necessary

Thanks Kavanaugh

They expect - they NEED - the people they threaten to fall in line, like the law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress did. If you say “No, make me,” they simply do not have a Plan B. TRUMP DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS TO MAKE YOU.

Block instantly.

I genuinely don't know how we can build our way back from this as a country.

I'm not saying that we can't, or that we should give up.

But I certainly don't feel like I have any answers right now. It's grim.

Trump Administration pivots from killing people internationally to killing people domestically.

A screenshot of Animal Crossing: New Horizons showing Bob saying, "I can't wait to start saying "67" all the time!"

giving my islanders brainrot

I’ve said for a while that the moment I realized we were into something that wasn’t just normal politicking anymore was the quote litter boxes in schools“ thing.

They didn’t even bother to fake a picture of it. They just asserted it happened. And people went along with it.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States

“Two Beds And A Coffee Machine” by Savage Garden

pssst: you can still leave Twitter if you're still on there. It's not too late!

George Santos • @Georgesantos X.com I am officially no longer a New York City resident. ® 7:16 PM • 1/1/26 • 9.3K Views 82 2 12 Relevant v 481

Mayor Zohran Mandami’s crime reduction strategy notches early win.

the simpsons meme where ralph is saying "(chuckles) im in danger" but baby jesus is overlayed over ralph and danger has been changed to manger.

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

I’m coming to the cottage 🏒

Makes sense

I still use QWERTY on my phone because the optimization for alternating hands is actually good for thumb typing.

I switched to Dvorak in college when I developed an RSI in my wrist. At the time, Colemak was only available via third-party system extensions, otherwise I would have considered it. I just needed something with less finger travel.

Anyone else play The Almanac daily puzzles? cortexstudio.io/invite/user?...