Ben

Big Kid? Bam-Bam?? Mondo???

Nola wants a non-“Nols” nickname so bad that he bribed the commentators to say he’s referred to as Captain Hook because it’s against the rules to pick your own nickname

wow 🤌

WOW

Aaron Nola, AKA Captain Hook

He earned it

Hell yeah, love that

Oh wow oh wow oh wow oh wow

I like Nola enough. I certainly don't hate him!

I'm more commenting on how all the internet fans tear into him so much and the national broadcasts downplay a lot of our players lol Wild to hear someone I didn't recognize gushing about him

Ahh, so he's biased lol

I've never heard anyone gas up Aaron Nola as much as this guy on the broadcast is

“Aaron Nola’s team has built up a small lead for him as he cruises into the 4th!”

A axis chart with Pizza, Burger, and Taco.

explaining the WBC elimination scenarios to an American: imagine taco, pizza, and burger.

I gave up on job searching in 2024 after getting ghosted by three final round interviews in a row, and I'm checking the open roles at my old go-to companies and there's like... nothing I can apply to that's worth the effort. Everything is soooo far out of my wheelhouse I can't even spin it

It's just wild that there's not a single job I'm qualified to do, but hey, that's life!!

I messed up so bad by not getting 10 years of experience somewhere while I was in college

I get discouraging people from hosting large-scale events in TX, FL, and other southern states

But ngl it feels SO weird to see people yelling at him in the name of trans people. Idk how many of these people are also trans, but *I* certainly didn't ask for this. It's just one event omg

People in the comments are acting as if 1) he's telling you that you have to attend this party in TX and 2) trans people don't already live in Texas? Yeah, it's one of the "do not travel" states or whatever, but that doesn't mean every trans person fled? Y'all gotta touch grass

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Not only did team USA lose to Italy but now we have to do math, which is even worse.

Italy beats the USA 8-6

Time to find out if WBC has a RAV4th inning

It's a simple tiebreaker. If Mexico beats Italy by six runs or more, one earthquake that would have devastated a random country next decade will no longer take place

If Mexico beats Italy by fewer than six runs, all firstborn children will turn into doves and disappear into the sky

this game proves that you need a real manager like Dave Roberts for Team USA because he has the kind of experience that allows him to know exactly when to put in Clayton Kershaw to make a loss even funnier

LOL nah I already brushed my teeth. No more sugary drinks for meee

God I could go for some lemonade

80° is way too high for a false spring. This has to at least be false summer

I want to reassure my followers that even though Bluesky has a new CEO, I still remain 100% committed to my mission of making your experience of using this website as unpleasant as possible

now THIS part, he's used to

i will not vote for gavin newsom

It's so weird seeing Harper wear a jersey without 3 on it