Chin-up bars in every ICU!

MAHA!

@matthewremski.bsky.social I recommend the William Gillis episode of Embrace the Void. His book Did The Science Wars Take Place? Is really great @etvpod.bsky.social

On the upside we are all now sending hearts to each other without thinking twice

I spend $250 and 50 minutes complaining about how I don’t have enough money or time

When my kindle shows me what other people have underlined, I’m sorry but it’s almost always wrong

In the war of the olds against the young we will write our codes in cursive, and they will mumble rap

Breaking News should now be called Heartbreaking News

I don’t think I’ll ever write anything as clever as those toilet lids that close quietly

Ray Romano sits on Lisa Kudrow’s couch

As someone who was raised by a psychiatrist and a psychologist who were into Primal Therapy, I am fascinated by shows that hinge on a main character taking 8 episodes to express a feeling.

When a young person asks if they should become a writer, I always say, if you can imagine yourself doing anything other than being a writer, then, congratulations you have an imagination which means you can be a writer!

Also when an argument is “weak” it is most likely true and when it is “strong” it’s goofy af

My universe is fine tuned for coffee.

Yes. Didn’t Dennett get to “who cares?” if the metaphysics couldn’t answer “So what?”

He’s figuratively eating crow because he’s not literally eating crow

Putting an anti-vaxxer in charge of Health and Human Services is like putting an anti-vaxxer in charge of Health and Human Services.

I’ve decided to be posthumously famous. For what? That’s on them to figure out.

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Being Ageist is like making fun of a town that everybody eventually moves to.

I need the type of vasectomy that will stop me from adopting another pet

Now that it's legal to grow hemp in every US state, where is the pothead utopia I was promised? Where is my hemp oil jetpack?