President Putin thanks President Trump for his service.
13.03.2026 00:09
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President Putin thanks President Trump for his service.
My dorm had about 50 residents. Two of us were republicans so I used to joke that it was 4% GOP.
Oddly though, I won a writing contest sponsored by my GOP Rep in high school. My topic: advocating for gun control after Ronald Reagan was shot.
Times have changed.
I was a Republican until my early 20s when I woke up and realized that republicans entire premise was corporate greed and fucking over the people.
Trump knows MAGA can’t win without cheating.
President Trump will go down in history as Netanyahu’s idiot stooge who started a war of choice in the Mideast and slaughtered 168 schoolgirls with a cruise missile on the very first day.
And then lied to us and refused to take responsibility.
Has Trump made America great yet?
Trump pardoned Andrew Johnson, a MAGA thug who rioted at the Capitol on J6.
Johnson was just sentenced to life in prison for molesting kids and for child pornography.
Why do MAGAs vote for children to be molested? It’s sick.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
“Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT”
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“No one’s ever had as much power, such great military war power as I have but I have it and I’m doing it. Sleepy Joe Biden wouldn’t do it and Obama’s an ape so he doesn’t have those, whadda you call them, the opposite fingers. So he couldn’t push the buttons, not like we can.”
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“They tell me it’s worth a few dead Americans if I get to watch the videos on the TREMENDOUS TVs I have in my M-a-L bedroom! So much definition, you can see the whites of their very bad Iranian eyes which by the way is the only part of them that’s really white, did you know that? It’s true.”
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Thank GOP God Kamala wasn’t elected or America would be all war all the time now!
Interesting
With Donald Trump it’s all Epstein all the time. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Tremendous!
🎯It’s always about Epstein or $.
Yikes, is Bluesky getting overwhelmed with traffic because of Trump’s Peaceful War with Iran?
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I love how great President Trump is at obliterating things like Iran’s nuclear capabilities that he already obliterated just a few months ago.
“Two wrongs don’t make a right.”
- My Dad bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Like, no. Not at all. Get out your dictionary, I dare you, nay, I say I DOUBLE-DARE you! bsky.app/profile/gopj...
MAGA PRIORITIES bsky.app/profile/gopj...
MAGA priorities bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Yep
No commercial planes flying anymore in Iran/Iraq/Pakistan/Afghanistan just like there are no doctors or hospitals anymore in rural AMERICA. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Right. Priorities, bro! bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Tomahawks crossing Iraq en route to Iran.
I counted 21 cruise missiles. At $2,000,000 each, that’s over $42 million wasted in 30 seconds.
How many doctor’s visits would $42m cover for rural Americans whose hospitals closed because Trump and the GOP killed Medicaid?
“Peace President” my ass.
“It depends on what your meaning of ‘peace’ is.”
-Donald J Trump
Peace President
Wait, I thought Trump wiped out Iran’s uranium enrichment capabilities just a couple months ago.
It’s really hard to keep all the lies straight.
Florida Republicans' response to shootings in schools is... more guns (yeehaw!).
Translation: “Our Trump Administration will kill your poor people until Democrats fall in line and obey the King, um, I mean the President.”
STATE OF THE UNION Recap:
President Trump got up in front of Congress and farted out 420 distinct lies from his mouth hole over a tediously long and boring one hour and 48 minutes.
Most of the crowd left early to beat the traffic out of the House parking lot.
Welcome to Donald Trump’s “great” America!
Saw this on Twitter.
Hilarious. MAGA has all the best ("smartest") people.
