Skrimshaw Pie Crimper

office granny seen in break room with 4loco .fridy vibes #friday

… you’re right though. sand init?

my personal favorite aspect of Dune is the shadow cabal of women who direct the course of history by exploiting weakness in men

trump gassing his own staff when he took a giant shit in his pants. i think at least that should continue.

trump’s shit was smelled by people over 8 feet from the epicenter

democratic politicians still trying to blame the electorate for everything that’s gone wrong while the president has a butthole explosion on TV.

i’ve found that it is pretty embarrassing to be an adult

Transfixed by her scrimshaw

people should just live

thank you for making this happen

any serious discussion about trump is pointless, it’s a grift. it’s innumerable crimes that are too obfuscated to fit into a single description. there’s no single goal or single actor, there’s no grand plan that unravels. like his asshole, it’s a river of shit that only ends when he ends.

this is the answer

it’s unbelievable to me that trump is still discussed like he’s a savvy political opponent. democratic politicians need to reach their base or we’re going to get taken down by a classless grifter that craps his pants.

he looks like a guy who says he’s seen boobs

none of this shit matters. it’s just toys for rich dorks.

cigarette la croix

green yeti

call my girl smoked eggplant the way she baba my ghanoush

the best chef in the world versus chicken nuggets

cutting a piece of cake with a knife to see if it’s cake

Win Or Lose

i love when there’s a tough mobster character in a movie and a little sniveling guy saying, “yeeaah!” after he says stuff

Arresting a cop and he’s all like whaaaaaaat

there’s always a person who comes rushing into a public bathroom while i’m in the stall. they bang on the paper towel dispenser and then leave.

baked bean la croix

this is how they catch me, a box with a stick and a string and melted brie 🪤

this me when i’m a cat dressed as a bee

You don’t need to wash your water bottle. It’s already been washed by the water you drank out of it

a blowgun but instead of darts it uses corn dogs

*maniacally hangs another wind chime*