Catie Wilkins

Absolutely love that @nosycrow.bsky.social sent @katieabey.bsky.social and me the new Cafe Chaos with some beans! 😄 Well played, Très drôle. Read this book and join in the bean based fun! 📚🎉 🫘

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Whaaat that’s crazy

Ha! Thanks!

Don’t feel bad! The system is overly complicated! Thank you!

You were! And it always gets a disapproving ‘oooh’ !

Oh that’s weird, I don’t know why it wants you to sign in!

"WOMEN'S TROUBLES" Stand-up comedy routine by Catie Wilkins YouTube video by That Wilkins

Celebrating this #internationalwomensday with my “WOMEN’S TROUBLES” stand-up comedy routine from my 2025 Edinburgh Show WE’LL SEE. This was my most talked about routine of that show.
So what better way to celebrate #IWD than with #womenstroubles #standupcomedy #comedy youtu.be/WSeT-ffjpR8

This event is SOLD OUT! But you can still buy a book! (And I think you should) ❤️📚

Ha! So true

So is it just the 3?

Hope Crumble from the hilarious Cafe Chaos, and some wizard dude #wbd

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? Cafe Chaos - The Way The Cookie Crumbles, released March 2026. #kidsbooks #readingforpleasure #readingforchildren #funnybooks

Behold! Grandma made a film / animation? To promote her new book 📕 🎉 Cafe Chaos II ‘The Way The Cookie Crumbles’ released March 2026 🎉📚 #books #reading #comedy Get these funny books for your kids ❤️

May I suggest for #WorldBookDay all your children dress up in ice cream costumes to be Hope and Leila from Cafe Chaos (illustrated by the fantastic Katie Abey 📚 🎉 #bestfriends #bestfriendgoals #reading #icecream

Just so many choices

Pissing about with the font of my ‘to do’ list. I think if I can just get that right, everything else will flow.. right?
This is definitely what’s going to help.
If the important tasks are in bold…..?
That’s going to be super motivating.
Definitely.

I Logged Into a Dead Pedophile’s Gmail and His Contact List Is Basically an Org Chart Jmail turned 20,000 unsearchable government PDFs into Jeffrey Epstein’s working inbox. I went through the contacts, the photos, and the…

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These guys know what’s up events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...

Come see the (final?) performance of my Edinburgh show WE’LL SEE at Leicester (with ace dancing by myself and fab @vixleyton.bsky.social )
Dates: Tue 17th Feb
Time: 19:30
Duration: 60 mins
Price: £10
Genre: Stand Up
Venue: The Globe
Tickets: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...

Read It Forward with Bookshop.org This February, we invite you to Read It Forward. 10% of all children's book sales through Bookshop.

I'm supporting #ReadItForward2026! If you buy LOKI: A Bad God's Guide to Causing Chaos during February, then
@bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social will donate 10% to
@booktrust.org.uk
and @scottishbooktrust.bsky.social! Buy here - why not hoover up a few more books too!
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A pic of the old Trafford crowd there is a’an in a massive Abba Voyage bobble hat. Mike Phelen and Luke Littler are behind him.

I wont tell you I've been to Abba Voyage but they'll be signs.l

Remember, there's no such thing as Monday, it was made up by a travel company in 2005. Welcome to Tuesday.

I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.

Responding to every reply I get on here with, “It’s just a comment on society in general.”

Roll up roll up, tickets now on sale for the extravaganza of @vixleyton.bsky.social and me at Aces and Eights in Tufnell Park on Weds 21st of this here January www.eventbrite.com/e/catie-wilk...

Mogwai

Fuck it I don’t care anymore