Jen Tidwell

this made me cackle all the way through

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

OMG THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

If Whedon's attached, forget about it. #Nope

Sending good vibes for a swift and speedy recovery. Congrats on becoming ambidextrous by force! 😂

One of my ancestors successfully took an entire regiment of Red Coats hostage by feeding them a large turkey dinner and loads of wine when they attempted to seize his farm. He waited until they were all passed out, tied them up and then ran and reported them to the local militia.

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

Spotted in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood

The whole country is Spartacus. Stephen Miller is furious. What Hilton v. Noem means for your right to document Trump's abuses.

The whole country is Spartacus. Stephen Miller is furious.

What Hilton v. Noem means for your right to document Trump's abuses.

Yesterday, The Sheriffs, MPD and law enforcement brutally put down a peaceful anti-ICE protest outside of the Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis.

There has been little to no coverage of what is happening in Minneapolis since Trump's supposed stand down, which is why we need to spread the word.

Why has Trump been pushed in this direction? Follow the money. UAE, Qatar, the Saudis and Israel paid him to.

When you call strikes on Iran a "distraction from the Epstein files", you are distracting other people from the reality that the US government is at this very moment gleefully murdering Iranian civilians. By calling an illegal war a "distraction", you are trivializing their deaths. Don't do it.

Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Once again.

a cartoon character from adventure time is laying on the ground with his mouth open . Alt: a cartoon character from adventure time is laying on the ground with his mouth open .

Me waking up this morning and opening my phone:

OCASIO-CORTEZ STATEMENT ON TRUMP'S COMBAT OPERATIONS IN IRAN "The American people are once again dragged into a war they did not want by a president who does not care about the long-term consequences of his actions. This war is unlawful. It is unnecessary. And it will be catastrophic. "Just this week, Iran and the United States were negotiating key measures that could have staved off war. The President walked away from these discussions and chose war instead.President Trump flippantly acknowledged the possibility of American casualties, stating "that often happens in war.' "Mr. President: this was not an inevitability. This is a deliberate choice of aggression when diplomacy and security were within reach. Stop lying to the American people. "Violence begets violence. We learned this lesson in Iraq. We learned this lesson in Afghanistan. And we are about to learn it again in Iran. Bombs have yet to create enduring democracies in the region and this will be no different. "In moments of war, our Constitution is unambiguous: Congress authorizes war. The President does not. I will do my part to uphold our Constitution by voting YES on Representatives Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie's War Powers Resolution. Every member of Congress must join us in rejecting this aimless war.

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

Federal Court Rules That Teacher Must Respect Student Pronouns A court recently ruled that a Maryland school district’s policy on using students’ preferred pronouns does not violate constitutional rights. 

A federal appeals court recently ruled that a Maryland school district’s policy on using students’ preferred pronouns does not violate a Christian substitute teacher’s rights.

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#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

Yes. This. I lol'd so hard 😂

It is always a relief to work with professionals who actually know WTF they are doing. Especially these days. Good grief.

Adorable 🥰 Now to just box her up and send her to Abu Dhabi.

a woman with red hair is sitting at a table making a face . Alt: a woman with red hair is sitting at a table making a face .

Me as I eat yet another brownie from the pan: “good things calories are half off during the apocalypse”.

Hillary Clinton could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and do nothing, and maga would say she shot somebody.

💯

It’s true.

Watch this. Share This. #ACAB

Please contact your reps!! I sent multiple emails and left messages today - you can too! www.congress.gov/members/find...

The mountain is OUT! 😍 #IYKYK

Fifty dollar donation receipt to LGBTQ Foundation of Kansas

Thanks for the call!

LGBTQ Foundation of Kansas is a good place to donate. They have a fund for helping people get new IDs as well as other resources.

lgbtqks.org/donate/