weeder

(picking up a barrel of oil at the store) well i'll be... those Hormuz boys actually pulled it off

I like the cut of your jib. It's a well designed sail. But your attitude is a problem.

Can't stop thinking of this post obviously

If Kevin has put any tarantulas in the stairwell, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason paint cans were hung from ropes, the consequences to Kevin will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, he removes all hot doorknobs, it will be a giant step in the right direction!

I'm having Thoughts

You need a professional

We all have that one homie nobody sees anymore because he grew as a person whereas we became stagnant, trading reminiscence for novel life experience

Congrats!

Actually squinted like looking into the sun

They got a whole neil diamond musical just so everybody can do ba ba ba together.

Warren Zevon The Musical when?

Real ones know mattress mack

You got me! And yes "The pic in question is from the June 7th 2011 game of the St louis Cardinals vs the Houston Astros. " according to reddit

ok I'll bite, what is a "big time houston influencer"

I don't know but I bet donk and brittney had something to do with it

Guy in sunglasses passionately talking to disinterested girl at baseball game meme captioned "BABE OUR CHEMISTRY IS SO ELECTRIC I MAY DEVELOP A LICHTENBERG FIGURE WHICH IS A BRANCHING, FRACTAL-LIKE PATTERN CREATED BY HIGH-VOLTAGE ELECTRICAL DISCHARGES ACROSS OR THROUGH INSULATING MATERIALS."

I have a low opinion of them!

Making money off of this situation is gross

My biggest strength? Versatility. Adaptability. For example, this belt is reversible. Black or brown. Whatever comes my way.

True it happened to me

Exactly

Someone intentionally ran ours over along with four others on the street, the post snapped but I just hammered some rebar in there and strapped it down. 🤷🏻

If anything ever happened to my mailbox, well, I don't know what I would do

Nextdoor post, identity redacted reads "My biggest fear came to fruition today when a speeding driver, who apparently was sleep at the wheel or drunk crashed into my brick mailbox and totally destroyed it. I am so tired of"

"My biggest fear"

Before coffee: can I go on?

After coffee: can I be stopped?

a calf wearing a party hat and surrounded by different colored balloons

this is the future liberals want

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Twin Peaks opening screen with the title text saying "WEEDER'S HAIRLINE"

Twin Peaks? What is this, a show about my hairline?