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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌

@colbymaddox

🍌 Bearded, intact 20-something gay guy living in Seattle 🍌 My fiancé says I’m adorably nerdy, kinda feral & occasionally funny 🍌 Here to share superhero memes, general geekiness & excessive NSFW posts 🍌 And… Yes, my banana is big. Why do you ask? 🍌

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Latest posts by Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox

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I'd fuck that

11.03.2026 20:59 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Are you asking me out? Cuz, ummm, I'm engaged, dude.

11.03.2026 19:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"What are my brothers doing?"

11.03.2026 15:57 👍 28 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
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Meanwhile, at the urinals

11.03.2026 15:54 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How much longer do you think we’ll need to wait to open this bottle? 🤔

10.03.2026 04:21 👍 45 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 0
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"Ummm... So, bear stole my clothes..."

11.03.2026 01:34 👍 32 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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"Am I doing it right, Coach?"

10.03.2026 16:21 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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Meanwhile, at the urinals

10.03.2026 16:18 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Eating your brother's ass?

10.03.2026 01:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Enough with the damn turtles

09.03.2026 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're waiting

09.03.2026 17:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Family road trip

09.03.2026 17:05 👍 28 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
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Meanwhile, at the urinals

09.03.2026 17:03 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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Current mood... (If you know, you know)

08.03.2026 21:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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War criminal. Child rapist. Convicted felon. General creep.

08.03.2026 19:26 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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I always knew Bruce was a bottom

08.03.2026 17:58 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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Mid-splooge

08.03.2026 16:17 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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"Huh. I guess Coach *is* on Grindr."

08.03.2026 16:15 👍 54 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
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Meanwhile, at the urinals

08.03.2026 16:10 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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Breakfast in bed

07.03.2026 16:20 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Saturday morning gingersnaps

07.03.2026 16:05 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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Meanwhile, at the urinals

07.03.2026 16:00 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

As Abraham Lincoln once said, "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet."

06.03.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MAGAts don’t eat fruit. Unless deep fried.

06.03.2026 22:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn, I luvs you, Mr. Andersen 🤓😍

06.03.2026 22:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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When Trump plays MtG

06.03.2026 21:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No special treatment for washed up pop stars.

06.03.2026 20:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are we over the whole TMNT thing yet? 🙄

06.03.2026 18:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This weekend is Emerald City Comic Con *and* the birthday of a Very Special Gingerboi (aka Does Whatever a Ginger Can). Guess what we're doing... 🤓 🎂 😘

06.03.2026 18:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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"Hey... You wanted to see me, Coach?"

06.03.2026 16:15 👍 49 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1