lauren

2025 goals: get snatched, eat pussy, make money

check insta or twitter dm pwetty pwease i sent proof of ordering the signed cds if you wanna send a shirt or somethinggggg 👀

being gay and having bpd is like the trolley problem except its you on both sides of the tracks and theres 100 trains coming from every direction

me hungover as fuck with tears in my eyes greeting the homeless woman with no fingers as she walks into my place of employment in a fit of rage and sweeps everything off the counter

starting a rumor that awsten went bald because of lice

walk into the club like waddup i got a big cock

why is everyone so serious i swear half the parx fandom is going to have a heart attack by the age of 30

can i be hated on two different apps for that tweet lets find out im bored

like it is one of those waterparks songs thats so good it makes you wanna kick a fat kid at kmart

i jinxed it on twt i fear...

i knew it was gonna happen 😭😭😭

who cares if the parx accounts are real or not just have fun. where is your sense of joy and whimsy

well yes of course!!

i want my page to feel like you're at the worst sleepover of your life and your parents aren't answering their phones so you can't go home

i'm going to be worse on here than i am on twitter ❤️

waterparks followed me because i have nice tits spread the word

103 followers haha noice

skyblueballs

thats the saddest thing ever

chicken ceaser salad

i was born ready

only one way to find out ❤️

thank god. world peace is being restored

real

hand pics for proof??

i thought otto did

dont start.