Dia 🍉

When I roll up in the Fortnite car you’ll know I’ve made it

where are the microphones on strictly come dancing? i can't see any microphones on strictly come dancing?

this is my favourite team on my favourite social media

Nothing against Bramhall! It's unironically extremely beneficial for me! Thanks for answering.

Sorry, also, i've just noticed that the Manchester event is (supposedly) in a Church in the suburban stockport town of Bramhall? Lovely place, im sure, but definitely the odd one out in a group of 4 Waterstones'. @markcooperjones.bsky.social @jayforeman.bsky.social is *this* correct?

My amazon order says arriving October 23rd, but the manchester signing is October 22nd. I'm presuming that books will be available to buy there, should i cancel my preorder? Or will the Amazon order arrive before then?

DiaDuck plays Valorant for ten hours because BenTech donated £100 to CALM and i'm a man of my word. Sat, 20th September 10am to 8pm BST 5am to 3pm EDT 11h to 21h CEST In Aid Of Campaign Against Living Miserably

Unkept Promises.
10 Hour Valorant Stream. This Saturday.
In support of Campaign Against Living Miserably.
Be There or Be Square.
#UnitedAgainstSuicide

SPOTIFY LOSSLESS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

GOOD MORNING COOKIE

me on the recent

Netflix's "Zero Day" is a brilliant series, that I recommend everybody to watch now.

dude these grapes taste so good what's going on

A screenshot of a Private Tweet denoting a crash-out message log with tom (chombolon (kingpizzapants)) as shown in the second image. The image has been doctored for public release, with any rhetorical jokes about their username blanked out as to not cause any hate :)

DiaDuck, to Tom (chombolon (kingpizzapants)) i just had an eleven kill game on battle box and after my first two aces me and trolliant frantically type in team chat him more than me LET DIA ACE LET DIA TRIPLE ACE LET DIA GET THE 12 KILL BADGE and this silly silly twat <a joke about their username having too many numbers in it> decides to STEAL MY KILL IM FUCKING IM FUMING im so im so mad im so fucking this is a crashiut i swear to fuck im gonna cry im gonna crash out i am crashing out im so fucking mad it was a 10 kill game but i was so fucked off that even though i could have gotten the last kill i didnt care enough to im so fucking AAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGH

retweet for you wonderful bluesky people 🫶

the illusive .mogrt

nothing infuriates me more than .desktop files, SURELY you could have shortened that to .dkt or something 😭😔

THIS HAS SOLD IT I MIGHT MOVE AWAY FROM SPOTIFY ITS SO FEASABLE [[Screenshot of a Discord Rich Presence of VLC Media Player]]

retweet from my private on the bird app for you guys on the butterfly app.
THIS IS AWESOME AND HAS BEEN ONE OF MY ONLY REASONS AGAINST SWITCHING FROM SPOTIFY

i get suspicious vibes from .jpeg files.

Genuine major shoutout to @nebula.tv for being the only service i have EVER subscribed to that's given me a warning that my subscription is about to renew. Amazing customer service dude

listening to 'She Moves In Her Own Way' with only a left speaker. it sounds so uncanny.

wonder how much money guernsey has made from .gg domains. same with .ly, .io, .tv, .fm, etc.
what a time to be a libyan domain reseller 💰 💰

the daily mirror or twitter 😭😭

what a melt. no!!!!! dont just verify your age by uploading a selfie, or worse; an ID, to a third party usually american data broker!!!!!!!!!!! if hmgov really wanted to do this, they should have set up their own system; domestic, local servers that we can vote over who controls.

i repeat. do NOT upload your ID to anywhere on the internet!! whats wrong with you!!! these are foreign companies, imagine our gov trying to tell an american company what to do... "noooo please store this information securely and dont sell it nooooo" get a grip of yourself.

going to retweet this over to bluesky to get the word out, thought it be toooo saucy for a main twitter post though :)

AWESOME STREAM TODAY!!! SIX HUNDRED FOLLOWERS!!! RAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Thank you all for joining and watching along :)
Crazy thanks to the teammates that absolutely carried both the gameplay and the vibes 😎
@bitsquidd.bsky.social @chombolon.bsky.social @kaydencoolio.bsky.social x.com/bubblethefriend

??? what do you call them then

Thank you all for joining today's stream gang!!!!! Was extremely fun and lit and hyped :) Viewer's awesome music taste went excellently with the fire (lie) top frag worthy (another lie) winners pov (lie) gameplay!!! Isle To Glory event is tomorrow at 9pm BST // 22:00 CEST -- be there or be square 😎

hi im british and we call them cashpoints. signs will often say 'cash machine'.
so forgive my ignorance, why would this piss anyone off!? 😭

there should be case studies on the @pyro.host social media

Always be careful when looking for your real friends, because salt and sugar look the same.

#deepthoughts

Amazon 'Frequently bought together' whereby This Way Up is partnered with Mr Muscle Drain Unblocker

oh, really?

THIS IS WHAT HE DOES