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Expert! GP who did six years of medical school suggests mindful colouring A general practitioner who went to medical school for six years now treats anxiety by prescribing a mindful colouring book and box of crayons, sources have reported.  Dr. Graeme Hart, who paid almost…

Dr. Graeme Hart, who paid almost £125k for his training, really thinks you’d benefit from scribbling on this nice picture of a koala.

Shoddy AI summaries at the top of Google search results are reportedly ruining an autistic woman’s favourite pastime, Googling her symptoms until she’s convinced she has rabies.

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Autistic woman in need of therapy as long as she continues having parents An autistic woman is expected to need therapy for as long as she continues having parents, it has been reported. Ellie Mulligan, 29, has been going to therapy ever since she learned that other people…

Ellie Mulligan, 29, has been going to therapy ever since she learned that other people don’t feel terrible all the time. Although she has made excellent progress since then, each visit to her parents’ house threatens to send her spiralling back to her undiagnosed, misunderstood childhood self.

Mental simulations of people getting angry at you bound to pay off any day now Mentally rehearsing arguments that will never happen is sure to serve you well at some point, sources have claimed. Your brain has reportedly acted as an arena for a never-ending series of…

Mentally rehearsing arguments that will never happen is sure to serve you well at some point, sources have claimed.

Mental simulations of people getting angry at you bound to pay off any day now Mentally rehearsing arguments that will never happen is sure to serve you well at some point, sources have claimed. Your brain has reportedly acted as an arena for a never-ending series of…

Mentally rehearsing arguments that will never happen is sure to serve you well at some point, sources have claimed.

Autistic woman in need of therapy as long as she continues having parents An autistic woman is expected to need therapy for as long as she continues having parents, it has been reported. Ellie Mulligan, 29, has been going to therapy ever since she learned that other people…

Ellie Mulligan, 29, has been going to therapy ever since she learned that other people don’t feel terrible all the time. Although she has made excellent progress since then, each visit to her parents’ house threatens to send her spiralling back to her undiagnosed, misunderstood childhood self.

Shoddy AI summaries at the top of Google search results are reportedly ruining an autistic woman’s favourite pastime, Googling her symptoms until she’s convinced she has rabies.

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Efficient! AuDHD man’s daily task list includes carefully planned five-minute scream An AuDHD man attempting to keep on top of the constant demands of his busy life by tracking tasks has expanded his to-do list to include blood-curdling screams at the horror of it all, sources have…

Paul Shinter, 45, recently made the decision to try and gain some control of his nonsense life by carefully listing what needs to be done each day, including five minutes of guttural wailing at this cursed timeline.

I have just caught up on this, and I just want to say: whistling.

1. Anyone making that sound with their face should have their face stapled shut
2. It literally makes me curl over in pain
3. Why is it socially acceptable? If I went "HHARRRRRRRR" at the same volume people would tell me to shut up!

Thriving, thanks for asking

Efficient! AuDHD man’s daily task list includes carefully planned five-minute scream An AuDHD man attempting to keep on top of the constant demands of his busy life by tracking tasks has expanded his to-do list to include blood-curdling screams at the horror of it all, sources have…

Paul Shinter, 45, recently made the decision to try and gain some control of his nonsense life by carefully listing what needs to be done each day, including five minutes of guttural wailing at this cursed timeline.

This series is constantly really enjoyable

Today I have been using Sarah Amero's 'Cosiest Girl' system. It's pretty great (and also available to not-girls), it is in this one

Experts warn autism acceptance may lead to actually respecting the buggers Experts have cautioned the general public about the dangers of autism acceptance, warning that it may lead to autistic people being treated like human beings. Ffiona Maw, from the anti-disability…

Experts have cautioned the general public about the dangers of autism acceptance, warning that it may lead to autistic people being treated like human beings.

Autistic woman doesn’t want to take credit for other people’s work and also for her own work An autistic woman trying to avoid taking credit for her colleagues’ work reportedly also doesn’t want to take credit for her own work, for some reason.  Miya Wilkes, 34, insists on being…

Miya Wilkes, 34, insists on being conscientious about giving everyone their dues – except for herself, because everything she does is garbage and anyone could do it, if you think about it.

Huh? Autistic woman wondering how she became centre of friend group drama An autistic woman minding her own business has somehow become the scapegoat for friend-group beef that has absolutely nothing to do with her, it has been rumoured. Third-year Law student, Ellie…

Third-year Law student, Ellie Mulligan, 22, was reportedly “just trying to have a nice, chill time” when she found herself in the middle of a passive-aggressive standoff between her three housemates, before inexplicably being blamed for the entire drama.

Autistic woman mad at you for “no reason” actually has hyper-specific grievance An autistic woman accused of being “irrationally angry” actually has an incredibly specific and justifiable reason for being pissed off with you, it has been rumoured.  Niamh Callaghan, 29,…

Niamh Callaghan, 29, reportedly became unreasonably furious with you when all you did was eat an ice cream – and has become increasingly angry ever since, despite your attempts to reason with her.

Chic! Autistic woman’s autumn/winter runny nose seamlessly replaced by spring/summer runny nose An autistic woman has been labelled a “trendsetter” after demonstrating how to seamlessly switch from a cold-weather runny nose to a hot-weather runny nose, it has been reported. Mary Walker, 43,…

Mary Walker, 43, believes that perpetually-drippy noses are a timeless classic, best paired with a nasty crumpled-up tissue all year round. She says they can be dressed up or down, or even allowed to run unchecked as an eye-catching facial accessory.

Autistic woman’s fictional boyfriend breaks up with her for her own good An autistic woman has been left distraught after her fictional boyfriend ended their one-sided imaginary relationship, it has been reported. Paige Thomas, 29, was enjoying an intense whirlwind…

Paige Thomas, 29, was enjoying an intense whirlwind romance with fictional vampire Robert Noot, 9254, the protagonist of her favourite fantasy book series, when he broke the fourth wall to gently encourage her to get a life.

Self-esteem a “slippery slope”, decides autistic woman’s subconscious Having even the tiniest taste of positive self-regard is a gateway drug to monstrous narcissism, an autistic woman’s subconscious has claimed.  Lottie Fitzgerald, 28, is doing all the requisite…

Lottie Fitzgerald, 28, is doing all the requisite therapeutic work to build her confidence, but is constantly undermined by a horrid cackling morality-OCD gremlin lurking in the shadows of her grubby little soul.

An autistic man who claims to enjoy putting vegetables into his mouth is simply experimenting with his identity and will eventually grow out of it, his loved ones have said.

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Autistic woman doesn’t want to take credit for other people’s work and also for her own work An autistic woman trying to avoid taking credit for her colleagues’ work reportedly also doesn’t want to take credit for her own work, for some reason.  Miya Wilkes, 34, insists on being…

Miya Wilkes, 34, insists on being conscientious about giving everyone their dues – except for herself, because everything she does is garbage and anyone could do it, if you think about it.

An autistic man who claims to enjoy putting vegetables into his mouth is simply experimenting with his identity and will eventually grow out of it, his loved ones have said.

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On an unrelated note, someone has just explained to me that “adult colouring books” are not sexually explicit.

Self-esteem a “slippery slope”, decides autistic woman’s subconscious Having even the tiniest taste of positive self-regard is a gateway drug to monstrous narcissism, an autistic woman’s subconscious has claimed.  Lottie Fitzgerald, 28, is doing all the requisite…

Lottie Fitzgerald, 28, is doing all the requisite therapeutic work to build her confidence, but is constantly undermined by a horrid cackling morality-OCD gremlin lurking in the shadows of her grubby little soul.

Autistic woman’s fictional boyfriend breaks up with her for her own good An autistic woman has been left distraught after her fictional boyfriend ended their one-sided imaginary relationship, it has been reported. Paige Thomas, 29, was enjoying an intense whirlwind…

Paige Thomas, 29, was enjoying an intense whirlwind romance with fictional vampire Robert Noot, 9254, the protagonist of her favourite fantasy book series, when he broke the fourth wall to gently encourage her to get a life.

Chic! Autistic woman’s autumn/winter runny nose seamlessly replaced by spring/summer runny nose An autistic woman has been labelled a “trendsetter” after demonstrating how to seamlessly switch from a cold-weather runny nose to a hot-weather runny nose, it has been reported. Mary Walker, 43,…

Mary Walker, 43, believes that perpetually-drippy noses are a timeless classic, best paired with a nasty crumpled-up tissue all year round. She says they can be dressed up or down, or even allowed to run unchecked as an eye-catching facial accessory.

Autistic woman mad at you for “no reason” actually has hyper-specific grievance An autistic woman accused of being “irrationally angry” actually has an incredibly specific and justifiable reason for being pissed off with you, it has been rumoured.  Niamh Callaghan, 29,…

Niamh Callaghan, 29, reportedly became unreasonably furious with you when all you did was eat an ice cream – and has become increasingly angry ever since, despite your attempts to reason with her.

Huh? Autistic woman wondering how she became centre of friend group drama An autistic woman minding her own business has somehow become the scapegoat for friend-group beef that has absolutely nothing to do with her, it has been rumoured. Third-year Law student, Ellie…

Third-year Law student, Ellie Mulligan, 22, was reportedly “just trying to have a nice, chill time” when she found herself in the middle of a passive-aggressive standoff between her three housemates, before inexplicably being blamed for the entire drama.

Autistic woman tell lies of necessity but not recreationally Image of young woman tenting fingers together as if plotting

“While I’m now physically able to lie, it’s not a fun hobby for me like it is for some people. It’s a last resort after avoiding, apologising and curling up into a little ball until the person I have to lie to walks away in disgust.”

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