a moron in a hurry

Are these different people

Homer [to Burns]: "You want to join my what?"
Smithers [to Burns]: "You want to what his team?"

good dog

I hate how familiar I am with DC district judges lately

I’m sure you could ask him. He seems available

Got a polyp there

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Showing her his gawrsh face

@travisview.bsky.social whaaaaat

In retrospect, holding it in Bahrain probably wasn't the wisest decision

Adding you to my “Canadian (Complimentary)” list

He won his New Year’s episode of Taskmaster, which can only mean that something is beautifully wrong with his brain

Trotting out onto the field at the end of the half, but he’s thinking about lawn mowers and whether to get an electric one

If you burn it while wearing it, it’ll keep you warm for the rest of your life

Fosse’s choreography is very influential

FamilySearch is also good. It’s run by the LDS church which has its pluses and minuses, and it’s free.

Were they on the same armpit or different

Guardians

Sending a 24-point font email to the committee chairman

This is pretty cool

This is like that John Hodgman book with 700 hobo names

the face-to-head ratio on that one dude

Yes, it's the one that's catastrophically clogged

All leftover dogs will be rehomed briefly with Kristi Noem

I'm hearing she's challenging Ilhan Omar

Cash in while you can, I guess

England still losing

Ever since I was a little kid, my mom always said to me "Bam Adebayo scored 83 points in a basketball game." Now, at long last, I finally understand what she meant

70 points on 19 field goals is crazy