For over 30 years, thousands of orange Garfield phones washed up on Brittany, France beaches due to a 1980s shipping container spill.
Maybe James Cameron can hop in his submersible and finally use it for something important.
Hi Rosie!!
And sooner or later, it's over
I just don't wanna miss a free throw tonight
I think @gojeffgo.com has a BEAUTIFUL singing voice.
I don't want to shower and go to work, I wanna stay home and be disgusting
Nice weather is here: time to ruin everyone's day at the park by putting on the shortest pair of running shorts known to man.
Venture Capitalist guy: "Hello, I am the new CEO of Bluesky."
us: "Booooooooo!!!!!!"
VC guy: "Starting today, you can turn off people's reposts."
us: "Let's hear this guy out..."
Venture Capitalist as new CEO?
oh, this place will be dead and gone soon, see you at the next one
It's been fun. See ya on the dark web, buddy.
Heart & Lung – “You Wanna Know The Truth?”
The much-anticipated third volume of “Ten Great Punk Videos” has dropped, and my hand hurts so much from all of the high fives I've been getting. (It's that good!)
www.gojeffgo.com/ten-great-pu...
(when I can tell my wife has stopped listening to me)
Me (in another room): "hon, I'm gonna start growing coffee in our backyard."
Wife (reading): "okay"
Alex Honnold wearing a red shirt
Alex Honnold dressed like he's gonna get killed early visiting Gamma Trianguli VI.
Long car ride with my 2000s-emo-loving daughter listening to her playlist, I felt brave enough to recommend the following... and she liked it/saved to playlist. 👍👍
youtu.be/zINlfg0aGqw?...
Me: "Dick Van Dyke's wife is 46 years younger than him."
Ken Jennings: "thank you for that, but we we're hoping for a fun fact about you."
Incredibly good. A food for all seasons.
It's hard to keep track of what food is in season and what isn't. Anyway, I just ate two fudgsicles.
Good lord...
Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it
there simply isn't a beer big enough for me when he goes
prodigy guy
probably a good guy to have on a camping trip
"Oh hey, Ron, my marathon coach for many years! Good to hear from you. Yes, this marathon I'm currently running is indeed my FOURTH marathon..."
Not at all, that's very sweet advice. I have been leaving the house more, it helps. Thanks :)
Yup! All my dogs loved the top of the sofa to monitor both inside and outside :)
Two subtle ways to let everyone know you've run a marathon before, during a marathon:
1. Wear a shirt from another marathon.
2. Wear all of the finisher medals from your other marathons around your neck while running.
Started saying "grok is this true" whenever anyone tells me anything I don't want to hear.
doctor: it’s a boy!
mom: what should we name him
dad (visibly drunk): MARKWAYNE
How I've been spending time in our now dog-less home
- micromanaging the bird feeder
- naming the squirrels, giving them treats
😆😆
Thank you! Love the Daniel Johnston doc, what a legend. The St. Thomas doc looks heavy but I will definitely watch. thx again.
