"Bad Dudes" meme: The president has given all his cabinet members oversized shoes. Are you a bad enough dude to walk around in silly oversized clown shoes?
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"Bad Dudes" meme: The president has given all his cabinet members oversized shoes. Are you a bad enough dude to walk around in silly oversized clown shoes?
It’s absolutely wild because his entire platform is, “I do whatever Trump tells me to, and I’m gonna ban sharia law!” Wildly out of touch even for an incumbent senator from Texas.
Trollies have an emergency stop lever. Just stop the trolley!
Australia's man did the flowerbeds. New Zealand had sent a chappie to labor in the gardens too. Their American accents were vaguely southern, and they tended to avoid officials from below the Mason-Dixon line. Aussie Jack was a lady-killer, though, and was sleeping his way through every Republican wife who still had a beating heart under her twinset and pearls, and skimming quite a bit of information on the side. He called himself a "martyr to his duty." He and New Zealand Craig were drowning their sorrows by working steadily through all of Florida's craft beers, one microbrewery at a time. Their relationship was significantly more harmonious than that of the clandestine representatives of Argentina and the Mossad, who had inadvertently dated for several weeks before mutually discovering one another's identities, and now existed (as bartender and assistant golf green superintendent respectively) in mutually icy disdain, lending further stress to cocktail hour. She'd heard Brazil's guy in an unwisely loud Portuguese phone call describing the fiasco as "Eichmann, on the rocks." buttondown.com
in which i imagine the life of a spy at mar a lago, in a short story
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I’m busy writing a novel. Since you have so much free time, why don’t you tidy up the streets? Especially since it’s your neighborhood.
I member cataloging an academic book a few years ago that just had a url in place of the entire end matter section—notes, sources and index—and laughing when I checked it and the link was dead. Book was only 18 months old.
The GOP have trained the general public to view the rise/fall of gas prices as wholly a signifier of the President’s policies. If it drops noticeably (which it won’t) they’ll credit Trump and if it does nothing, no one will even notice.
How much would an animated series about the native vampire hunters from Sinners rock?
The narroweet straight of all, the Cishet Straights.
The last decade (at least) of technological advancement has been nihilistic tech fetishists trying to remove the human factor so that technology can advance as a pure force.
zombie democrat must maintain norms... Norms...
We are in fact doing this tomorrow.
A billion dollars a month during COVID to keep the money market from shitting itself to death then, “why did Biden do inflation?!”
I suspect we’re about to find out the hard way.
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It’s a funny old world when Ockham’s Razor points to conspiracy and cover up.
He has definitely chased a cat wearing boots through a cabbage patch until he’s gotten himself tangled in barbed wire.
And blue MAGA would be telling us Katherine Hahn’s character is the only possible opposition to them.
My boys started singing Everybody Wants To Rule The World,” by Tears For Fears this morning, unprompted.
As bad as the movie is, the book was even worse. It reads like someone strung a bunch of Wikipedia articles about 80s pop culture together into a self-insert fanfic that follows the heroes journey like scripture. Shallow doesn’t begin to describe it.
The map screen on our car display showing 545 miles to El Paso, which is still in Texas.
For non Texans who want a visual representation of just how big Texas is:
We’ve got a full tank of gas. It’s 1500 miles to California. It’s dark. Let’s hit it.
Oh shit. We elected Mike TeeVee as President, didn’t we?
Ah, the classic Trump reassurance! *shrug* who do I look like, the guy in charge? Dick if I know!” That’s the strong leadership we look for!
I’m not taking the time to pull that image up on my phone. I’m just going to punch them.
Titus Andronicus fell out of favor because prissy Victorians thought plays should be nice and uplifting, failing to realize how cathartic a gory murder spree acted out on stage can be.
The Iranians are going to retaliate in some horrific way and a lot of Americans will earnestly wonder why.
There's a sign in the parlor that reads, "This sub only goes DOWN."
The MAGA belief in free and easy trans surgeries is one of those tall tales that gets exaggerated with every retelling. Like how their opposition to late term abortion turned into “post birth abortions” being a thing GOPers actually believe exist.
While researching Robin Hood and related historical figures, I found that one of the Barons who signed Magna Carta was named Robert Fitz Walter, son of Walter Fitz Robert, son of Robert Fitz Richard. The Fucking English should have been stopped in the 13th century. Lunatics, the lot of them.