Dave Carlson

These will never stop being hilarious

a census bitch was trying to measure my game so I straight up devoured his got damned liver with slim jims and an ice bucket full of Budweiserses

"but what if they want to push?"

no person alive has pushed to a git repository without tripping over git tech debt. you're trying to save people from tech debt via worse tech debt

git and the systems that integrate it do such stupid shit and make such puzzling decisions

git clone place

username??? password???????

maybe idk try an https HEAD first and get a god's honest HTTP 401 before you think I might need one for public github

My Cousin Danny

IIUC the standard is if you don't accede then their claim fails because that's at the point where fraudsters would just go do shitty work at random properties and bill them

I had a company uninstall my fence without permission or notice on the way to building a new boundary fence (opposite fascia). Now I'm joint owner of a new fence I paid nothing for instead of potentially having to pay half (all state law)

you can't remove the windows! once you are aware you trespassed you have to make it whole. they usually get free windows

a woman in Hawaii got a free house because they built a $500k house on her empty lot. Not only does she get the house, she gets damages for the trespass on top of that

concurrences of course expressed concern that review was being foreclosed and while I think the unitary despot theory is horseshit, courts just have to make sure to comment that they might need learned clerics (politicians, they) later even though ties need to award to Congress in a republic

impeachment is *officially* a political act. The courts can't intervene, they do not have jurisdiction ([not that one] Nixon v. US)

I equate people's "ugh, don't be political" with the refusal to impeach but it feels worse than criticism of "don't be a dick" media because that is Congress's purpose

have you ever seen a drunk gila monster? that's all I'm saying

NAFLD (Non-Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease)? bitch, please, it's called MASLD now (Metabolic-Dysfunction Associated Steatotic Liver Disease), and yes

I can even explain the "nightmares" side-effect: when you have hyperglycemia overnight you do not dream. once those normalize, buckle up motherfucker

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this Better Offline episode gets way into GLP-1s. It's a miracle drug for a bunch of known conditions and it keeps showing effects on other "weird stuff"

as soon as PCOS was mentioned I'm like oh yeah that makes sense because it is classically treated with metformin

might this be bad? an unreviewed study says maybe so a serious ... I'm going to say magazine? tells us

take creatine and a multivitamin

someone has a "do low carb instead" in the replies and low carb will do this shit too

what a horrible day to know the difference between misinformation and disinformation and lie and misleading misrepresentation on bluesky dot com the everything app

(is Parker's account down? do I even want to know that?)

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com This is an irresponsible, misleading post that misrepresents what Leavitt said. There's enough awful stuff happening. Don't confuse people. Red X post of Amy Siskind WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt tells Fox News that a military draft is on the table.

I feel like we're ngmi, man, when people are saying this post is false in a context of them saying it's a lie is false. If you read *THIS* post, it does not say lie, it says misleading. This post is correct, the original skeet is meant to confuse the issue and sorry but I hate all bullshits

it's disinformation!

disinformation need not be lies and it's more potent when it isn't

winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting on the floor in a room

The belief in trans rights entering the median voters body as Trump makes gas cost $8/gallon

It's not even millionaire-related! A house is a million around here! I don't even know what can be done about that other than come up with a shitty new term for them like "yearlyonaire"

ever had a random Weird Al idea and it appears that only one other person has

his raw notes for We Didn't Kill The Fire - an inscrutable reimagining of a classic Billy Joel song

"is everything on the table?" is such a dishonest question. you're asking the other person if they want to take an opportunity to project strength and then be surprised that they project strength when nobody needed to ask that question and the answer is foretold by common sense

yellow journalism

this isn't just misinformation, it's *disinformation*. It is not true and this line is meant to deliberately misinterpret her blathering to get everyone frothing about the draft specifically

If she had asked, "are nuclear strikes on the table?", she'd get the same fash answer and then nuclear soy

"yeah but it's an inherent legislative power" so are laws respecting the freedom of speech / press / religion. England banned a specific religion. Did 1A take that power away or is it still there waiting for "it's fine, actually"

I'm back in 2005 saying "compilers are objective", now with rustc

that and also jury service, which is also involuntary servitude and not even paid minimum wage because fuck you, citizen

the effect of that calvinball is saving the political arms of the government from the bother of cleaning up their fuckups or being specific about words. y'know, "interpreting"

the disinformation about the draft inspired me to look up the law on the draft given there's a constitutional prohibition on involuntary servitude and wow the horseshit in that opinion

13A was *subsequent* to the justification, so it modified it. calvinball to say otherwise

#internationalwomensday

Heaven and Hell themed party (ugh, themes). "Ark of the Covenant". They wanted to take me to the hospital and imagine losing an argument to a guy that looks like he's going to die

The best part though is I was the only one with no hangover and acted like a Christian Youth Pastor in the morning

I feel guilty because yesterday at a bar a younger Millennial said that he had puked from alcohol once and two of us Gen Xers laughed instantly and loudly

"honey have you sent out the check yet?"

"I'm doing it now I'm just getting a stamp"

PEW-PEW! PEW-PEW! PEW-PEW! PEW-PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!