Snarky Panda

i feel like it's a little funny that the guy that is super self conscious about his hand and foot size appears to have ordered shoes too big for everyone

well we started a war without any clear objectives so i can see how picking out targets could be a challenge

This isn't an emergency, it's a trump made crisis and easing the pain for people just lets him off the hook

i wouldn't listen to Cramer for advice on stocks let alone war planning

Guys it's time to think outside of the box, your side of the highway is bumper to bumper traffic, try driving on the other side

okay, fine donald, yes i'm tired of so much winning

😂 gemini is suggesting i look for pirated movies on youtube

when you use ai to replicate engine sounds... but ai is your dog

only one picture of taylor, this might be the most surprising thing you've ever posted

clear strategy is a stretch goal, we don't even have a strategy

the history repeats itself people are banging their heads against the desk

i think more people need reading problems like you

screaming at the tv was basically a requirement when watching breaking bad 😂

that's the series ending that makes me throw my phone through the tv

i thought it was good, did not capture me like breaking bad did though, i haven't even finished the series where as with breaking bad i was a meth addict waiting for my next hit (episode)

followup: so you were previously wrong, how do you know you're not wrong about them starting programs elsewhere?

hey someone has to call out the first typo ever in the history of social media

and so far that has resulted in the closure of one of the most important straits in the world and a bunch of kids being killed, oh and a more radical leader in place... top notch job guys

this is top notch nerding

i have the utmost confidence that the trump administration foresaw going to war with iran would result in a helium shortage and they are completely prepared for it

my last time working in italy we had to leave the office by a certain time cause the alarm was going to automatically arm, i'd love to know how extra innings work

it's really easy to just hop every once in a while and bang out 50 jumping jacks

i'm picturing the bums wearing qr codes

Leah: are you coming in tomorrow?

Me: i feel like letting the suspense build is part of the fun

Leah: so you're not coming in?

Me: I guess we'll find out tomorrow!

well... uhh yeah that too

I'd imagine even the hard core maga military leaders don't want to be responsible for an oil tanker being sunk under their protection

A theory I've had for a while is that the win condition in any future war with the US will be mostly economic. The US public has an extremely low tolerance for economic uncertainty, which will only be exacerbated by inflation continuing to outpace wage growth.
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i assume this means that warning about running out of interceptors quickly was legit

nothing calms markets like a government lying to them about how bad things are