when I say “spill the tea” I mean Tactical Espionage Action
when I say “spill the tea” I mean Tactical Espionage Action
finally some normalcy in my life
not to be a geologist on main but what the FUCK is a rock
oh I am SAT
(using the end slices of a loaf of bread) i'm so brave
y’all told me I was overreacting for this 🙂↕️
I’m that flavor of zilennial that spent the mid-00s gathering friends into someone’s dad’s home office to watch Potter Puppet Pals like it was wartime theater
Today should be your 38th birthday.. When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..
Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.
draft ICE
Of course they’re calling the attacks on Iran "Operation Epic Fury" because the everyone-is-twelve theory remains undefeated
the soy right
perfect, beautiful, amazing, talented: all words to describe the incredible Eva Liu (@eva_eedd on IG) who I had the honor of having give me my first tattoo 💖 confirmed that my dog is in fact not a dog, and is actually a Final Fantasy creature as I always suspected
genuinely so fucking funny kash patel was partying at the olympics almost simultaneously as trump was nearly assassinated by one of his own supporters again
happy Ramadan, king 💖
god bless you for your service, Cokelander 🫡
‼️ IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING ‼️
absolutely GAGGED to announce the launch of my second channel, QueenCokeFrancis LIVE! I will be posting my favorite Twitch VODs weekly, starting off with my highly requested Date Everything streams!
(pls subscribe bc I need attention)
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Andrew Tate is Gen Z’s Steven Seagal
I’m way too much of a pussy to be on Dragula
real talk I don’t want kids but I’d be super proud to have this one
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
real games for real men like me
don’t do my ghoul homies dirty like that
you just know Karoline Leavitt is wearing a wig and her hair is actually falling out in clumps like Ashley in The Boys
bless you forever
“you weak liberal soyboys are making us feel really scared 🥺”
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
hey lay off Bovino he's being sued by Stuart Little for copyright infringement
I’m sorry but “black lives matterhorn” is straight bars
enjoy my radiation poisoning 🙂↕️