instead of saying idk broaden your vocabulary, say do i look like a detective? do i look like i have a fuckin clue?
instead of saying idk broaden your vocabulary, say do i look like a detective? do i look like i have a fuckin clue?
do you even put mustard on your beats ho?
the skeet goes on forever and the posting never ends
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hard pass
womb should be spelt woom. i don’t make the rules, but i should
idk about yall but i’m ready for me to be off work
I wish I could be nonchalant but I chalant too much
unfortunately i am at work until 10-11 tonight 😭
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hard pass
is life a device i can log out of?
is life a device i can log out of?
in england they spell it jerrye cheun
so can we get some alt text on your subskeets so we know who y’all be talking about
forever on my quest to find the coldest redbull possible
Dad, can I have $300?
every time i do a marijuana i remember why i do so much of the marijuanas
the princess and the hog
cheese AND toilet paper? in this economy?
the skeet goes on forever and the posting never ends
Nothing like a good cry to get the depression going
not a fan of the whole…everything
anteaters should eat a more balanced diet
my posts are made the old-fashioned way (being insane)
if i took a like back the like was an accident caused by a drop of water dripping from my hair
she yakov my smirnoff until joke format *you*
chat is it good that i can change my direct deposit to the gas station down the street
i refuse to put on clothes until the 5 minutes before i need to leave for work
are you flirting with me!? yes or yes,
is it posting skeets or skeeting posts?
hi kids? do you like violence? wanna use commas where questions should be? i did