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Mini Cooper

@minibradcooper

Words are my weapon of choice, along with a smidgeon of humour, a pinch of optimism, a dash of scepticism and a shit ton of sarcasm!

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My local gas station in the UK is the equivalent of $7.21 per US Gallon for regular, so my Mini Cooper now costs $76.43 to fill up, or $86.60 if I put in the "good stuff"!

11.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Around the same time they are honest with the American people about what's happening in tRump's head!

10.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hate the US more AND install an even more extremist leader! πŸ™„

10.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He does know the oil has stopped flowing because he's fucking bombing Iran doesn't he?!

10.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you'll find that's "Murdering" 160 people !

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TBH this term is feeling a bit like the beginning of the end!

10.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Its a mommy/baby thing, she obvs enjoys changing shitty diapers, which is probably just as well with the leader of the turd reich!

10.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love how MAGAts claim to despise the wealthy elite, but happily vote for the πŸŠπŸ’© and the MAGOP again and again.

The party of millionaires and billionaires that want to oppress the plebs and have them die in servitude, working to make them even wealthier!

10.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Cuba is being attacked next then? πŸ€”πŸ™„

10.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran, take note, just declare you've won and it will be so!

10.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think I see a potential issue:

A study published in late 2025 estimated that under broader criteria (including body fat distribution/waist measurements), nearly 70% to 75.2% of U.S. adults could be considered obese.

10.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure there will be 2500 trumptards that they will be able to flog them to πŸ™„

10.03.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So basically, the toddler is pissed at everybody, let's hope he doesn't do anything rash or stupid...

09.03.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The πŸŠπŸ’© probably thinks bombing a school to kill 168 school girls all in one go rather than just the few that are shot each day in the US, IS a big win πŸ™„ Wβš“

08.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's like American's pronouncing twat as twot, where is should be pronounced like hat. Or eye-raq, you can say Ee-ran, so why can't you say Ee-raq?

08.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Witkoff to Putin...

08.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, was he Melanoma's "special" gardener?

08.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Notice how his hats are getting bigger, probably to hide the scabies or pox or whatever the disease is spreading across his neck!

08.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Russia helps Iran identlify US targets, which are then hit.

US identifies Iranian targets, then hits a school.

I'm not 100% sure all the extra money dumped into the military, under the control of this completely incompetent administration, is being well spent!

08.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On a positive, after the πŸŠπŸ’© said the US doesn't need any help from the UK, all other countries can just stand down and leave the US to get on and win it all on their lonesome, so it won't cost any other countries as much.

08.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn't the IRS deliberately crippled by the πŸŠπŸ’© and Elmo. Precisely so the loopholes became blackholes that everyhting could disappear through, without a trace.

08.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm, maybe Bondi caught RFK Jr's brain worm! πŸ€”πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! Now you've done it! Cue forensic financial agents being declared domestic terrorists, followed by capture or kill orders to ICE.... That's how they operate isn't it? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

08.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I'm sure he'll do a speech to tell us all how unfair their deaths are because they make him took bad. What an absolute Wβš“ he is! πŸ™„

08.03.2026 07:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TBH the majority of MAGAts would happily let pedo billionaires sexually assault their children in order to own the libs!

07.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Investigation finds β€˜secretly’ added chemicals of unknown safety in US food supply | CNN Over 100 chemicals of unknown safety were secretly added to foods and supplements without notifying the public or the FDA, a new investigation found.

Yeh, he needs to do better!!

www.cnn.com/2026/03/03/h...

05.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He'll just have to go to SHIELD and be a shitty Phil Coulson

05.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DHS, now known as rhe Department of Hide and Seek

05.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If Noem is off to SHIELD, does that mean Dan Crenshaw will be turning up as white Nick Fury? πŸ€”πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe Diplococcus should be renamed.... I suggest calling it MAGA......Making America Gonoriffic Again πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0