Slutty IT Guy

Damn, the Indian spot here literally just closed and now I want nothing more than a nice spicy bowl of chicken vindaloo 🤤

Looks good Kip!

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The alt text sent me. I love it 😂

The little bump and dim when you open a folder? Bliss. Comfort View? Perfect. Circle to Search continues to find new ways to improve my day to day. And all of the animations honestly feel spot on for timing. The fingerprint reader even feels like more of a graceful interaction.

Excuse the non-smut but the Android 16 March Pixel Drop actually feels so good to use it's almost porn.

300 whole kips? That's a lot of kips

If it's a job you really want, I'd push back/ask the hiring manager or recruiter what things you didn't meet. We've got a "good" portal, and it's still so dogshit (unless you are in it all day every day) that we end up using Excel to track everything by hand.

"The instructions were unclear, and I did what felt right"

Erm, I didn't even know that was an option...seems...unsafe lol

Yes dad, I'm sorry. Please don't be too mad, my ass still hurts from last time 🥺

I always slap a slice of american cheese in there 😋

Me next! Me next! 😘

Damn girl, you outdid yourself 😋 hopefully you got heaps of "thank you" for that effort!

They can definitely be good! My office used to do one once a month, rotated around, turned into a huge pain. We still gather for breakfast once a month but now leadership just brings in simple items from catering and it's way better in my eye

I did that once...never again lol

Remeron + Vyvanse (and a lot of working on myself/frame of mind) has been a winner for me. It was a lot of ups and downs to find the right meds (and literally half my life so far) but it's worth it to keep trying. Thank you for being so open, you're an inspiration pup!

I'm more of an ass man, myself. A big juicy ass wrapped in a pair of jeans on just about any person will get me going. 🤤🥵

M'mmm, just what I wanted to see when I opened this app. Now my dick is all hard and stuff 😘

I do tend to laugh when in discomfort, it's my superpower 🤣

I think I'm in heat so I'm going to need at least one volunteer. You are going to *unfortunately* have to stuff me full of cock and squeeze on my balls. Don't mind my squealing and I'm going to make a mess. I don't make the rules. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

I don't have any specific recommendations, but I would see if you can get in with the LGBT clinic attached to a university hospital near you. If you can get your primary care at the same institution, it can be really good for filling in gaps where PCP may not be as well versed.

It's Tuesday, so here's my tummy.

Anyone else enthusiastically booking camping trips for this summer/fall to ward off the winter sads? Because this queer right here can't wait for a campfire and a cigar out in the woods.

As someone currently looking for a house to buy, more sellers should engage in this type of behavior. If I knew I could have naked bears in my pool without neighbors batting an eye I'm going to overlook so many problems.

That's a whole lot of pussy in that bed! Lucky guy 😘

And that bit of belly peeking out is a siren's call for me 😋

Looking great! This picture is really making me want to live in a less...aggressive...climate. I've got 10+ inches of snow on the way this weekend. To Zillow I go lol a boy can dream.

Gosh, it's a darn shame I can't smell this on my moustache tomorrow 😔

I could be wrong, but from here it looks like my nose would fit just perfect right up next to your balls.

Been there, it's really no fun at all. Hugs from Iowa, pup 💚

A big fat cigar to end the day. The good news from today...all of the monitoring and alerting I've spent so much time setting up worked great lol