mary green

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

This is the one

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Ok but Ricky would say “unannounced to me” or something

Signs read: Should the cuts pass we the undersigned pledge to BOO TIM HOUSTON and his complicit stooges loudly at every opportunity [signed by hundreds] Culture is critical

Signs read: Ministers please: there's still time to do the right thing. Tim: Maud would be devastated Make it make sense not cents We're the only thing keeping Halifax Hip and interesting

Signs read: Without NS Art we wouldn't have Heated Rivalry Roses are red, violets are blue, defund the arts [f note] you

Signs read: Don't cut NS Culture Reverse the cuts Nova Scotia is nothing without arts culture Doug Ford Simps Art Saves Lives

There are hundreds of signs hung to the fence outside Province House. Here's a sampling.

Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

People with no experience in New England or the upper Midwest learning what Hockey Guys are like to their shock and disappointment

Garbage [Art] Going Out Hi, I'm doin' fine. I haven't missed a day in the unified field since I started 10 days ago. I'm the most shocked. I'm making a lot of shitty art out of things I pulled out of the recycling, scrap fa...

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A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

for some reason the left (goldman sachs) refuses to take AI seriously

Super excited to have Costco all to myself tomorrow morning #teamcanada

Heart as hard as nails I worry that we have let Sad Song mean too many things, that it’s too easy a phrase to describe such a deep well, and it’s time to find new words for the walls we hit on the way down.

I've been very depressed lately, for reasons big and small, and so I wrote a newsletter about the falling snow, Jason Molina, Craig Finn, and Sade.

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Someone reported my private ig story for self harm, META sent me a warning suggesting I call a hotline about it

Look if you can’t handle the odd sewyside joke why are you even at my yard sale (instagram stories)

Greetings From the Unified Field I've been meditating. It's nice, I recommend it. I find myself disinclined to post, even here. We'll see what happens. xoxo Gossip Girl

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Bro did you hear about everything in the entire world

I heard the phrase “the banality of rape” on a podcast today and that sent me over the edge a lil bit

THANK YOU SENSEI

Having some light hallucinations in my peripheral vision. Happens with or without glasses on. Probably fine. A few small beers type of thing.

i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing

I don't think the cannibalism stuff is true but it's not NOT wishful thinking on my part. There is no way to know anymore. I hate it here.

Oh good, my Costco order is here and I've got support tickets to close. Back to real life ha ha ha ha ha

What song will you play when "it" happens? I saw this question going around on Bsky the other day and I didn't have an immediate answer. If it's a weekday, I think I'll stop working. I probably won't even say anything, just my Teams bubble tur...

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No Kings includes Draft Kings

Look you could write a book for a year or two that you pour your heart into and it hopefully bridges the ineffable gap of the divine between two human souls but I can write 50 books of straight dog shit in a week that people forget they read 10 seconds after finishing it so who's the asshole now?

I mean

Fed Is Better You ever go to an event and you run into some acquaintances there and they ask you how you are and you say something cute like, "Well I don't know if you read the news at all..." and you all laugh qui...

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