King K. Rool one shots Void Kong just like my family one shotted me with an eviction notice.
25.07.2025 20:42
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🎵 Squatting like I’m Dan. I mother fucking am. 🎵
25.07.2025 20:40
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How I look when I’ve had gas station hot dogs for dinner
11.02.2025 15:30
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Fuck ebay. I want to be an eboy.
06.02.2025 16:28
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The only thing colder than my family’s hearts is me, at night. It’s fucking cold. Give me money. Vroom vroom.
22.01.2025 18:52
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You know what I need more than a home? A Switch 2.
17.01.2025 01:07
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Thinking about the Donkey Schlong.
15.11.2024 12:06
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How I feel when I have a full tank of gas in my home.
06.01.2025 16:22
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I’m starting to think plushies aren’t a sustainable diet.
05.01.2025 11:22
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Vroom vroom. That’s the sound my house makes when I have the heat on.
27.12.2024 04:05
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IF 10,000 PEOPLE EACH GAVE ME $5, I WOULDN’T HAVE TO LIVE IN MY FUCKING CAR ANYMORE.
23.12.2024 19:27
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Wait until I find out who the CEO is of my mother’s house.
11.12.2024 19:25
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I must have this for my collection.
15.12.2024 02:02
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Wait until I find out who the CEO is of my mother’s house.
11.12.2024 19:25
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My face when you won’t spend all your expendable income on✨me✨
06.12.2024 19:29
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Fuck you all. Gimme money.
06.12.2024 19:23
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My brother has yee’d his last haw.
14.11.2024 21:46
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Not my mom. :(
03.12.2024 13:21
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Knock knock.
03.12.2024 05:08
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When I’m told I can’t keep living rent free in a home I don’t legally own.
23.11.2024 19:39
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I hate my family.
23.11.2024 00:40
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21.11.2024 04:35
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New selfie.
17.11.2024 05:45
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Them: If you don’t get a job soon, you’ll be homeless and have to live out of your car. What are you going to do?
Me:
15.11.2024 16:27
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Waking up your parents at 3am because you pooped your pants like
15.11.2024 13:31
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Thinking about the Donkey Schlong.
15.11.2024 12:06
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My face when I’m expected to pay rent in order to have a roof over my head
14.11.2024 22:05
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My brother has yee’d his last haw.
14.11.2024 21:46
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