hailien 👽

what kind of pickles

i just got bit by a fucking mosquito. it is way too early for that shit

white house card looks wilddd

feeling low? get high!

manic! at the disco 🤪

you will never guess who blacked out last night

i miss my therapist

it’s a toss-up between mango and peach

i have vampire money by mcr stuck in my head but just the part where they say

3, 2, 1 - we came to fuck!

mango, lime, peach, and strawberry 😋

a flight of margaritas that were essentially just flavored tequila. mango, lime, peach, and strawberry

had one (1) marg flight and suddenly my day is exponentially better

when i was in school i had several classes that made me write articles and report on “current events”. i hated that shit then. i hate this shit now. i do not wish to know current events. i wish that events would just stop happening

i need silence except for a good fan

phone on loud while you sleep is diabolical

skeet & delete hours ✨

straight up not having a good time 😗✌🏻

sometimes you wake up and it is only tuesday <\3

screenshot of my gengar lock screen where my notification from co-star says: you’re as great as you think you are.

even if i am, co-star says it’s valid 💁🏼‍♀️

do you guys think i’m egotistical

as a “hailey” with daddy issues, i will unironically love eminem. idgaf

sometimes i think the karaoke mic has autotune. and then sometimes? 🥴

sometimes you wake up and it is only tuesday <\3

maybe we bring back the bluesky-ary (like bluesky + diary, get it?)

🥹

a black, tan, and white puppy sitting on my lap. text reads: then (1/4/2018)

morty, sitting very nicely on my front porch. he’s still black, tan, and white but his face is starting to turn gray. text reads: now (1/4/2026)

then & now. can’t believe i have had my boy for 8 years. happy gotcha day, morty 🥹🫶🏻

no

It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve.

is there like a tally if you break the seal more than once

sometimes you forget someone exists and then you see them post on fb marketplace and it’s like. OH. you’re still here

sunday scaries hit hard when you’re turning 30 on monday