hailien 👽

tell a straight white male that he has some straight white male tendencies and watch how pissed off he gets

i just got a haircut recently and cannot fathom chopping off any more of my hair

this is a possibility

not when you are already friends with all the bartenders

need a non-biased professional to cry to when i cannot go to my friends or family lol

tell a straight white male that he has some straight white male tendencies and watch how pissed off he gets

what kind of pickles

i just got bit by a fucking mosquito. it is way too early for that shit

white house card looks wilddd

feeling low? get high!

manic! at the disco 🤪

you will never guess who blacked out last night

i miss my therapist

it’s a toss-up between mango and peach

i have vampire money by mcr stuck in my head but just the part where they say

3, 2, 1 - we came to fuck!

mango, lime, peach, and strawberry 😋

a flight of margaritas that were essentially just flavored tequila. mango, lime, peach, and strawberry

had one (1) marg flight and suddenly my day is exponentially better

when i was in school i had several classes that made me write articles and report on “current events”. i hated that shit then. i hate this shit now. i do not wish to know current events. i wish that events would just stop happening

i need silence except for a good fan

phone on loud while you sleep is diabolical

skeet & delete hours ✨

straight up not having a good time 😗✌🏻

sometimes you wake up and it is only tuesday <\3

screenshot of my gengar lock screen where my notification from co-star says: you’re as great as you think you are.

even if i am, co-star says it’s valid 💁🏼‍♀️

do you guys think i’m egotistical

as a “hailey” with daddy issues, i will unironically love eminem. idgaf

sometimes i think the karaoke mic has autotune. and then sometimes? 🥴

sometimes you wake up and it is only tuesday <\3

maybe we bring back the bluesky-ary (like bluesky + diary, get it?)

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