Ian Miles Schlong

This seems to be the general consensus, however I don’t quite understand why anyone thinks touching grass would make someone better at running a social media site

This guy’s brain sucks ass

What an amazing day on the market. It’s almost like we’re not at war at all. What fun! I hope this is sustainable

now we must investigate warthunder forums

To his credit he seems to have ceased being active on Twitter as soon as Elon bought it

Once you see your first Alf hog, a timer starts counting down like you are in Logan’s Run

You’re onto something for sure

Probably fine that the new interim CEO of Bluesky has posted here a grand total of 17 times and two of those times have been in the past hour

TV shows to love AFTER HITLER

Sounds like a rockin good time. Thank you prime

Do you think Trump is even doing anything to honor Melania for international women’s day

Man Dies After Cutting Off Own Penis in Downtown Los Angeles A man in Los Angeles died Friday night after cutting off his own genitalia ... TMZ has confirmed.

Had to check up on a couple of my buddies after reading this headline
www.tmz.com/2026/03/07/m...

I have neighbors that like to make noise complaints against me if I blow my nose too hard so I’m getting a real kick out of imagining buying one of these bad boys and cranking it to hell inside my apartment

A little bit of chicken fried
Cold beans on a Friday night
A can of beans that fits just right
And the radio on

They’re shitfaced so they’re definitely yelling but I wouldn’t exactly say it’s coherent

Unfortunately they’re center RIGHTISTS so they’d probably love that 😖

Help I’m at the bar being yelled at by a CENTRIST 🤣🖕😩

Oh no

Just shoved a clock up my ass. I don’t do daylight savings. Not this year. Fuck you

NYT notification: Sex With Neanderthals Most people have Neanderthal DNA in their genomes. Scientists say they now know more about the encounters that put it there.

Democracy: help i’m dying

The free press: *publishes penthouse letters for neanderthals*

Do you think Pete ever thinks about the fact that he’s a legitimate target for hostile foreign entities

Stephan, I hope you’re sitting down, because this is going to really surprise you.

It all starts with an egg and some cum.

If I were one of the pundits in question I would be like “hey, why is that nazi bartender running for senate?”

Jack - maybe you shouldn’t have sold twitter to the world’s most insufferable egomaniac nazi you stupid shithead

Karoline, the president is a stupid piece of fucking shit, and I’m tired of you pretending otherwise.

sometimes the TL is just perfectly aligned

He gets a pass for this. Let’s find another line of attack

He's a diddler, old chap.

Indubitably

Really creative word there. Great job