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Call your Senators at 202-224-3121 and tell them NO SAVE ACT!!!

#SaveActTaxesVoters

05.03.2026 18:34 👍 98 🔁 44 💬 2 📌 0
Darkseid pulling Superman meme

Darkseid pulling Superman meme

So about that “transgender ideology” WSJ report

12.09.2025 15:32 👍 8308 🔁 1521 💬 75 📌 38

Show us your writing process in a GIF

18.05.2025 21:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BABS Comedy Club

www.babscomedyclub.com/events

02.02.2025 00:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Comedy In Chicago: 'Lowkey Lit Thursdays' | The Second City Enjoy 'Lowkey Lit Thursdays' at Second City Chicago. A night of comedy & fun to brighten your week. Don't miss out, get your tickets now!

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02.02.2025 00:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Links in the thread!

02.02.2025 00:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Helpful!

21.01.2025 04:30 👍 65949 🔁 14945 💬 770 📌 691

🤣🤣🤣I forgot that this used to be my venting space where I could talk shit. No, you don't know her... Wait let me ✅ y'all's mutuals

20.01.2025 04:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm at a swim meet and I've seen two children who were wildly outmatched finish their races. It's lowkey inspiring.
Also, my 12yr old niece came in 3rd (after a late start no less) against high schoolers. Other people's kids were inspiring. My niece was dominating. But finish your race or whatever.

11.12.2024 00:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Post a #superman
Alphaeus Sr.

24.11.2024 03:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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One of the young people attached to me wished their mother a happy birthday on social media.

I nearly told them to relay my birthday wishes UNTIL I remembered I can't stand their closet racist assed momma.

Whew, that was a close one. I was almost unintentionally gracious.

30.04.2024 22:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I shouted a lil bit when Ursher said "they said I wouldn't make it. They said I wouldn't be here today." Certified church banger right there

12.02.2024 01:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoa...

I didn't realize that Ruby Bridges is younger than my parents.

Let's add YET ANOTHER thing to the "oh, THAT'S why" mountain of reasons why America is what America is.

23.01.2024 05:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A college classmate of mine posted pics from him getting engaged. In none of the pics is his fiancee's face fully shown.

On a scale of 1-10 where 1 represents "you right but you fucked up for thinking it" and 10 is "man, let me gon head and type his divorce condolences now" how jaded am I?

27.12.2023 04:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0