and ddgβs locked up in louisiana now too, get these woman beaters off the street YES
and ddgβs locked up in louisiana now too, get these woman beaters off the street YES
βfree toryβ and then hours later heβs behind bars, see what god does
when soobin hit that t-t-teach me, yeah thatβs my bias right there
baby just tell me, i canβt read your mind
whatβs your love language
#txt really put their whole pussies in love language, that shit is saur good π₯°π₯°
heard squirrels described as tree rats and now i canβt unsee it
βif you punch a n*zi youβre no better than themβ yes you are bc youβre not a fuckin n*zi
knock the teeth out that mothafucka π«ΆπΏ
i said a boom chikka boom
so kat williams just ainβt closing the portal huh
yo what is your actual problem π
this hangry ass reply ππ
It seemed like all of these at some pt were catching shots, but these were the funniest responses I saw I couldnβt limit to 4, yβall had me crying π
@adriancjax.bsky.social @fromabovewithin.bsky.social @rhemarkable.bsky.social @pettytwunk.bsky.social
and apparently soobin shocked the guys and showed up to the txt pre-recording of something a few hours ago??? ποΈ
omg soobinβs update was so cute, itβs so good to hear that heβs doing well and taking care of himself, finally getting to spend his birthday and holidays with his family π₯Ήπ«ΆπΏ
the only thing snickers had going for me was the dick vein and they axed that soβ¦ π€·πΏββοΈ
i deserve to get treated like a mango
kissy face kissy face into your phone but i wanna kiss your face fr~
and if you think iβm buggin then i wouldnβt want you anyway ππ€
my ideal man wants to take on 60+% of the household financials and dominate me in bed, but also understands that iβm in charge and always right
yes the rum has been flowing tonight
in hs one of my good judys called me a βtouch me notβ and i was offended, but she clocked my tea saur hard bc donβt fuckin touch my dick πππ
iβm sorry i donβt want a man im not physically compatible with, he needs to be at least versatile if not a fully dom top who likes fems/nb. i donβt like topping or getting head and im not about to be in a sexually unsatisfying relationship, been there done that
my fatal flaw is being attracted to ppl like me bc theyβre also always bottoms
why are all the hot guys with hot energy bottoms, tf we gon do bump purses??
this reaction to the situation is so interesting to me, bc the fact that this stranger called me maβam means that the androgyny is effective, which is what i want. so like i should expect some ppl to call me sir or maβam, but it happened when i wasnβt at all expecting it
*as minhas lindas
my grandad taught me a lot about working out with makeshift equipment (water jugs, folding chairs, etc) when i was in high school but he neglected to mention that he learned it in JAIL, NOT THE ARMY