It's still Albrot

I hope Bam wins two Oscars

counterpoint: nah

they're doing a good job holding up the graphic :)

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

they seal the donuts in the case overnight with a piece of rotting meat, and in the morning the sprinkles have spontaneously generated

I can't believe I'm taking the time to comment on this, but she's the console itself, not the controller. Those are the power and tray open buttons

[horns] a

I appreciate that they turned the backboard 90 degrees to increase difficulty. Truly they are the greats

"I was using cocaine to organize my wife's desktop. Cocaine asked for permission to delete files. Cocaine then deleted 15 years of my wife's photos."

bsky.app/profile/did:...

Especially in context of "that can be fatal" provided you're referencing the drug I think you are

Eminence erasure

encourage clankshaming

Arthur has achieved Perfect Christmas Release

you just don't get minor UI changes once every few decades without paying exorbitant subscription fees for the rest of your life. That's the Adobe Promise

I'm not far away, but I'm right next to somebody whose handle includes "cisphobe" and to them I want to say: i'm sorry

This is sort of true in that libertarians WERE saying “Donald Trump is a racist pedophile,” they just meant it as an endorsement

screenshot of a jeffrey epstein email listing a bunch of fragmented phrases, including the highlighted phrase "dick grey"

Ben Roethlisberger is in the Epstein files

oh we're FUCKED fucked

"please clop" - brony jeb bush

are we just calling group chats secret societies now?

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

your yellow jumper has a lil belly button

I didn't post it!

I am doing my best not to post that I am I REQUIRE A TUG but it's not going great

I love how quickly and how often Thomas Paine changes clothes though

did alec robbins buy the book

I believe insane Nazi pedophile Donald Trump is capable of changing his mind for the better. And yep - I’m a journalist!

"Frankenstein"

This is where I'd make a joke about "well, it's really Frankenstein's *monster*" but they explicitly never really call him that, so

Also it was nearly "Train Dreams"

Hearing that somebody stepped on Greg Bovino before he could scutter back under the cabinetry

A single tear of Democrat pride rolls down my cheek as I'm pinned and then executed face down in a gutter, but now my killers have barely-visible QR codes on their vests