Nate the Blue Prince Stan🟦

"I need a linguist to explain to me why there isn't a formal contraction for 'am not'"

--me before I think about how dumb it'd be to say "amn't" instead of "ain't"

Unpopular opinion: cheese pizza without toppings is not pizza

The Oscars are just a yearly confirmation that I don't give any shits about movies anymore. Will still watch for Conan tho

With Super Paper Mario done, I've now beaten every Paper Mario game... Weird they didn't release any from 2008 to 2019

If only anyone with a functioning brain could have predicted everything about this oh fucking wait

If only I could redeem my 3500 platinum points for this

Meta has deliberately cut civil rights and civil liberties out of its calculus. As an internal Meta memo reasoned, “Many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.” The company presumably sees a business opportunity in the ongoing assault on American democracy. That’s where Mark Zuckerberg, Meta’s chief executive, is wrong: We are paying attention, and we understand clearly that this technology is part of that very same assault on our rights. We are always ready to fight, and we will continue to defend everyone’s rights — from both the government and Big Tech.

It was recently leaked that Meta plans to quietly roll out smart glasses equipped with facial recognition while civil liberties groups like ours are busy dealing with the Trump administration.

They're wrong. We can walk and demand Meta halt production on these creepy glasses at the same time.

After 20 minutes of play I have exited the Mario Clash era of my life

I'm about to enter the Mario Clash era of my life

I had a feeling you'd enjoy that part of the trailer

In my neck of the woods we still have gargantuan amounts of snow piled up from the blizzard, and now it's over 60 degrees. Perfect day to watch snow melt in real time with the naked eye. Good riddance, demon flakes

Has he ever even been to a gas station

So many people are gonna not even notice the hiked price as they place their order. Wtf this is sleazy as hell

Another day, another no Scott The Woz Wii U Part 3

♪ I'm such a turd ♪
♪ I let it get away ♪
♪ I don't know where my phone is ♪

My girlfriend made stromboli and I am, subsequently, in heaven

A man in Alabama is set to be executed this Thursday for a murder he did not commit.

Charles Burton was part of a group robbery in which one of his accomplices fatally shot a man in the back, unbeknownst to Burton who had already left the store.

(apple.news/AGjqHdybhQTm...)

Holy shit I finally made a thing happen and it feels euphoric

Really hope you win. We deserve to be governed by human beings again

The Black-Eyed Peas taught me the eight days of the week: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday, and Sunday

It's important to remember that even now, humanity in a President can still exist

This is *nothing* dignified about wearing a cheap baseball cap that promotes yourself to the otherwise solemn ceremony to receive the bodies of the troops you had killed to distract from your bad economy and rampant pedophilia.

Fuck signing up, throw him into the fray head first

Fuck Trump.

Is that really the lowest possible price? I've seen games go up for $0.24

And so is everyone the dictator has and will ever hire

...what do you know that we dont

Today, Michelle and I are proud to announce that we will be hosting the dedication ceremony for the Obama Presidential Center on June 18th in Chicago, and welcoming the public on June 19th.

We can’t wait for you to visit. Go to obama.org to learn more.

So fucking disgusted this is what our country is now

Video of ICE shooting 3 times into a vehicle, killing 23 year old American citizen Ruben Ray Martinez in March 2025.

ICE claimed his car ran over an ICE agent, but vehicle brake lights were on in the video.

Renée Good, Alex Pretti, Ruben Ray Martinez…