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I was working on one about New Orleans and rue/roux, but I decided against it.

What makes the housing stock in San Francisco special is the bay.

We were speculating about manatee anatomy, if you must know.

My wife just said “It’s probably not called a cloaca,” and I said “Don’t call it a cloaca!” Which just goes to show that I’m that type of guy. This is a true story.

Understandable misunderstanding! Not only is the story weird, but so is the reporting on it, as you noted.

That is a downright goofy description! But also, seems a little weird to call it a hate crime when they were targeting bigots (if that is really what they were doing; this whole story is weird).

I think I'm the perfect candidate for delta 8: I like two-thirds of the effects of regular weed and hate one-third of the effects. For me delta 8 is just like weed but with the effects I don't like dialed way back. I hope it stays easily available.

I've been a delta 8 convert for four years now. Some of these nontraditional cannabinoids are really cool.

Watch out. I tried that and wound up stuck in inane.

This. Similarly, if I were in a restaurant and saw "beatles" on the menu, I wouldn't order them. Who knows what else they're getting wrong there?

Look, no one made you scroll through my old posts.

Oof, that could take awhile. I'd need to relisten to it and Shazam each song. Maybe eventually!

It’s surprising good. Koko Taylor, Lightnin’ Hopkins, Binky Griptite.

A photo of a homemade CD-R labeled UNCLE ART’S FUNKTACULAR CHRISTMAS BLUESPLOSION! in green and red letters.

Can you believe someone was giving this away in the laundry room?

My daughters Klarna and Kalshi

More like Bongo Boing!

Manu Chao voice:
In Nevada? with a permit
Pennsylvania? with a permit
In Ohio? with a permit
Massachusetts? ilegal

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I hope you aren’t still waiting for me to name a more iconic duo.

Dr. Teeth, Medicine Woman

Haute cuisine is for horses (oat cuisine)

A screenshot from Google Street View of some laundry hanging in front of some pastel buildings in Venice.

The kid’s not wrong.

“When they throw down, we throw up”
—The Barf Battler’s Creed

"I’m home alone at a sleepover, and we’re terribly behaved boys."

I once had an alt account named after a famous baroque piece that almost has my real-world last name in it, with the bio "Puns so baroque you can't Handel it."

It's two puns at once!

Baroque counterpunt.

Both are good responses to when someone is telling you stories about their mouth guard.

For me that finished him as a candidate, (if a Nazi tattoo isn't a deal breaker, what is?), but I was willing to believe he didn't know what it was until recently, since I do Holocaust research for a living and didn't recognize that particular symbol.

Same, and same.