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The nookie pookie but real proportions.

Toad is the re4 merchant and you spend that one coin on a pack of pistol rounds, just to realize you needed that coin for a shotgun to kill a licker yoshi.

LICKER. YOSHI. BRO.

He falls towards you, wall jump and booty slam his back like it were a bag of cement dropping on a tomato.

Blowing out nemesis's back, he just got the best birthday gift ever, a visit to the chiropractor, wahoo style.

Please blush nemmy, it must hurt to exist, at least enjoy that one moment. LOL

This is legit scary. He takes up hallways, if he corners you into a dead end, you're actually fucked. You would have to oogaboogabooga scare him away as your last tactic.

...or just slip between his legs and squeeze his nem fanny and watch him struggle to turn around.

That's a satisfying amount of purple~💜

NO WAY. Zeena looks so gorgeous!~💜💜💜

Neco is tantalizingly close to feeling what it's like to be the female wabbit.

Leon with the t-virus makes his jawline elegant enough to rub his index on with one eyebrow raised, "Oh this, yeah, the virus I caught ages ago is finally doing its magic. Me? You can't handle these looks darling."

and he waddles away with a donk jerma ass til the very next game.

Cute chumby belly~💜💜💜

The fuck like they are yellow and retired.

Tiddy tantrum thursday would make a killer shirt.

However, fat fanny friday would be amazing for yoga pants.

The window behind him gets splat and onlookers on the other sub witnessed it happening.

Please be on a subway train, trying to act casual, but that custard pie he got at the grocers down town goes off inside his hoodie. Yum yum.

Rat shaped booty~💜

Chocolate mousse, now with less calories, and thicker than ever~💜

You can count all the freckles on fionger's body while she's distracted by an industrial size bag of jumbo mellows.

Connect them dots.

Gosh dang he's so pretty~💜

She is the reason there's no pillows on the bed during a sleepover.

She IS the pillow.

Wish I could be there, drink a couple with you. Being a real pal, not another npc being hardwired to the nth degree with morals and bad opinions and not listening. Having someone listen to you saying every thing you got on mind.

Keep fighting for your peace in mind.

May your mother rest in peace.

To be honest yeah. And it depends on what expands it too, instant milk, air, cum, muscles, whatever floats your goat.

Shouldn't be possible, if it were, you're gonna be studied for reasons.

If giants existed, they would hurt because of the gravity, too much flesh to heal, body mass is a bitch.

No, Yagi is not going to lop off the sausage!!

Yagi is quite hungry, but there is an alternative to gain sustenance!

Rotund rodent, I'm in love with the design~💜

More like gravity tuesday, look at them sweet all naturals doing their job, bless them boulders.

It took me a moment.

Come in it's bigger than that, do some research, Illumination.

I would. You have been doing a lot, best focus on you, take a break from the usual stuff.

Yagi is thinking of their favorite things!

Yagi is having a moment to think about their favorite things before raiding the town for more of said favorite things!

Yes, I do see the hard working goat in the upper left corner. Thank you for reminding me, here is some head and shoulders for your flaky butt.

Infinite crawfish cheat activated*

Comes with boobs too big to look down with, boobs that sag, boobs that reduce damage, boobs make you take more damage from the back, and a crawfish plushie between boobs at all times.

Also enemies stare at you for ten minutes if your knockers ripple, even once.

Doc this is the best 69 cents a minute I've spent on this poin call!