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/Austin\He/Him\27/Bisexual connoisseur of Enkidus and player of video games sometimes. NSFW reposts and content are to be expected here, minors DNI

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"What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he says—he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020—and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."

"What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he says—he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020—and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."

This is a deranged thing to say to someone wtf. www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/ov...

12.03.2026 01:52 👍 405 🔁 168 💬 10 📌 26

Absolutely stealing someone else's joke but:

Genshittification.

12.03.2026 03:59 👍 56 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0
Fan art of Alex in Street Fighter 6 design, crouching low and ready to grapple.

Fan art of Alex in Street Fighter 6 design, crouching low and ready to grapple.

Alex coming soon to #sf6
6に参戦間近のアレク

🕹️💪

12.03.2026 01:58 👍 122 🔁 44 💬 1 📌 0
Alysa Liu on Eileen Gu, via The New York Times

"I think people are hypocritical for shaming her for representing China ... Y'all would have told her to go back to China. Now that they're back in China, you're mad."

Alysa Liu on Eileen Gu, via The New York Times "I think people are hypocritical for shaming her for representing China ... Y'all would have told her to go back to China. Now that they're back in China, you're mad."

Absolutely. Fucking. Perfect.

11.03.2026 17:59 👍 589 🔁 103 💬 1 📌 4

I'm having a stroke I need this genre to start falling off

12.03.2026 03:50 👍 60 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0
A bunny with a piece of buttered toast in its mouth hops on all fours down a footpath in a city. Rounding a corner, it is about to crash into a different bunny, also in a hurry.

A bunny with a piece of buttered toast in its mouth hops on all fours down a footpath in a city. Rounding a corner, it is about to crash into a different bunny, also in a hurry.

Daily bunny no.3255 has a meal on the go

12.03.2026 04:11 👍 610 🔁 168 💬 7 📌 2

releasing oil from the strategic petroleum reserve to cover the easily foreseeable consequences of my actions

11.03.2026 23:28 👍 495 🔁 69 💬 11 📌 0
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Bea #pokemon

Trying more things.

12.03.2026 00:07 👍 83 🔁 28 💬 1 📌 0

Do It For Her

11.03.2026 17:55 👍 1043 🔁 272 💬 8 📌 3

The spirit of MBS imbuing them to imagine you can simply do contemporary supply chain logistics in a straight line over miles of the Arabian peninsula, it looks so easy even why didn't someone think of it before.

12.03.2026 04:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All of this is "don't siege Stalingrad, take it immediately" thinking

12.03.2026 03:11 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

It bears repeating: Every store that said that Horses is too extreme for them to sell is lying. Blatantly.

There's nothing in the game that wouldn't pass muster in an M-rated movie. And it's FAR milder than COUNTLESS titles on Steam right now.

But it's easier than admitting a smear campaign worked

12.03.2026 02:50 👍 235 🔁 71 💬 6 📌 0
Pokemon fanart, a digital drawing of a very bean-shaped leafeon frolicking in some leaves.

Pokemon fanart, a digital drawing of a very bean-shaped leafeon frolicking in some leaves.

Cheer up, Leafy Bean

13.09.2024 23:13 👍 245 🔁 79 💬 2 📌 0
Quick digital art doodle of my OC Rivenn in summer attire. Wearing black jean jacket and sleevele top ect. Around him are speech bubbles of names people have been calling him like: sweetheart, sweetie, Angel. ..

Quick digital art doodle of my OC Rivenn in summer attire. Wearing black jean jacket and sleevele top ect. Around him are speech bubbles of names people have been calling him like: sweetheart, sweetie, Angel. ..

What's currently going on in the game
#oc #ocsky #Rivenn

11.03.2026 19:39 👍 514 🔁 103 💬 13 📌 0
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kākāpō...

12.03.2026 03:27 👍 28 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0
Digital sketch of Fionn mac Cumhaill from Shin Megami Tensei. His face is being caressed by the game's protagonist, and he's blushing nervously.

Digital sketch of Fionn mac Cumhaill from Shin Megami Tensei. His face is being caressed by the game's protagonist, and he's blushing nervously.

I couldn't resist

29.11.2025 21:32 👍 96 🔁 48 💬 1 📌 0
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スチヘれんしゅう

03.03.2026 10:29 👍 184 🔁 85 💬 0 📌 0

wtf... whos up slathering their bug #jwoy🎨

12.03.2026 01:38 👍 581 🔁 266 💬 7 📌 1

No oil loads refused

12.03.2026 01:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm making the gay of hormutz

12.03.2026 01:21 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

the scyther I just caught: ouuh ooiooiuhhh you have to rub cream on me. you have to coat me in cream. it's the only way I can evolve pleeeeeease you have to cover me in your cream

11.03.2026 22:58 👍 212 🔁 85 💬 4 📌 1
Pen drawing of Butthead from Beavis and Butthead as an Elden Ring boss

Pen drawing of Butthead from Beavis and Butthead as an Elden Ring boss

this came to me in a dream

#art
#eldenring

11.03.2026 23:22 👍 1711 🔁 610 💬 18 📌 9
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[ pocket , #deadlock ]

here comes the pocket posting

11.03.2026 12:54 👍 125 🔁 34 💬 2 📌 0
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[ pocket , #deadlock ]

11.03.2026 12:54 👍 111 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 0

This exact moment is perhaps the least true this has ever been

11.03.2026 18:51 👍 435 🔁 102 💬 8 📌 3
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Comm for @wontonsoub.bsky.social
Thank you again for the support!
booby wooby heehee.....

11.03.2026 20:23 👍 131 🔁 42 💬 0 📌 0
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#ヒスコハ生誕祭2026

11.03.2026 22:09 👍 57 🔁 31 💬 1 📌 0