Jordan Shinespark

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
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Why does Pokopia have fuckin’… Metroidvania style secrets and backtracking routes?!?

No but seriously wtf the second area just keeps GOING

Hhhhot… 💦

Oh dear, outrageously full for Star? That’s an incredible size…

Also makes that proper wide grin more a threat to you~

“Wait, what’s got you smiling that wide?”

trying to find a job

IRL and in art. 😉

How thick do you like your diapers?

Reflection on the way to work: my standards of quality since I was a kid were always a comparison against Star Wars (+ Battlefront), Halo, Acceleracers, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

No wonder I can be a tough critic. X3 Look at all that childhood peak here…

Meowning kitty cat!

For the first time in a while, my alarm was what woke me up- not my stomach.

I think cutting back on Warframe and Marathon reduced my stress stimulation considerably. Good to note, good to note.

(Also I’m amazed you remember that, it’s flattering <3)

I’m holding out for a custom build area. I suspect I know where it is. Just hope it’s big enough to make Treasure Town.

Hmm, I see a passing resemblance!

Yes Chef Dente does teach you how to cook

Yes when you cook food, it’s always shared with someone who helped

Yes there is immense fatfur potential here

She’s even better in-game, I need to figure out how to get my screencaps off my Switch without busting my butt

LOOK AT HER

Something very often you’ll do is explore a new area and go “wow, I think I’ve finally seen everything.”

Then you see a glow in the distance and WHOOPS WHOLE NEW SUBZONE BABY.

The blocks are simple, but the level design is brilliant. If you do stuff in advance, you can rapid-fire the quests.

I’m fairly smitten with Pokopia, it’s far more than I anticipated!

“How is this $70?”

has pivoted to

“What do you mean that was only a tutorial area??”

Oh my God, Chef Dente is so cute

I FOUND AN ARCANINE PLUSHIE IN POKOPIA

THIS IS FATE

Lucky? The Order of Diapers welcomes all comers~ We’re always recruiting. ✨

A Primer On Pampaladins by Shinespark Hail! This mix of lore and character guide should be of great interest to Pampaladin victims-to-be. Won't you join us?~. . In case ...

A common event for the Pampaladin and his new followers, but one that remains forever special and memorable~

Hey folks, he’s got lore…

www.furaffinity.net/view/63967226/

COM - The vibrating rite
Picture for @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social feat. @juliancroconaw.bsky.social

Wait Zangoose day?!

sadly can't draw anything for zangoose day but i have some of them that i drew in the past ;3

the cutie grumpy always so fun to draw <3

How’s this? Or should I try to do green…

For my Arcanine icon, what might be a better mono-color for the background?

Difficult but not impossible. Seize your own time!