I will not be coming to work tomorrow. They’ve gotten everything out of me that they’re gonna get for the week. I will however be taking my fine ass wife out for a nice lunch though.
Sometimes the truth is some bullshit, even when it’s not. 😪
Doing 75 hard hasn’t been the biggest lifestyle change for my diet or exercise so having to admit that not drinking any beer in the past 42 days being the true catalyst for this weight loss hurts me deep. 😩
Got a nail in my sidewall yesterday. Ok great, gotta hit Discount Tire when they open. I got here right when they opened at 8 and nigga apparently that was way too fucking late. Lights on. Doors open. Lobby full. A car in every bay. At 7:59…
I hate when people say no question is a dumb question. There are in fact some dumb ass questions
I am both hungry and unhungry at once. It’s not thirst. Am I bored?
She is aggressively beautiful.
I’ve been told a few times in recent weeks that people at work find me intimidating. I find that laughable being that I’m extremely welcoming, maintain an open door policy, and I am always willing to help people.
It has nothing to do with my demeanor or behavior…
They do not. I’ve tried many a time. Lol
Part of it is definitely the nostalgia. It dropped when I was graduating from high school and became the soundtrack to the last few weeks senior year, that first “adult summer”, and my first semester in college.
I have said for 21 years that “Be(Intro”)” is the greatest album intro of all time and I haven’t heard anything since to make me change my mind. Then he proceeded to remain knee deep in that very same bag for the following 10 tracks. Perfect album.
*The slap* 🫱🏽🫲🏾 *The Pooty*
This made my heart smile.
One thing I’ve noticed about many of my friends is that they spent alot of time working on aesthetics (the house, the car, the lavish vacation celebrations etc) and ignoring the actual relationship … and I didn’t start noticing this until my wife and I started working on us
I have definitely lived that struggle. I don’t understand why more home builders don’t just cram storage everywhere! Literally nobody has ever said “ew! Too many cabinets!”
It’s great for storing the things you use less frequently though for sure.
😂😂😂. Agreed but I will warn you, be carful what you ask for. We have 10 foot ceilings and our cabinets go all the way to ceiling. It never fails that the pot I need is at the top and now I’m climbing a step ladder like Belle in the library.
Thankfully it’s becoming more common in my part of the world(Dallas) in new builds.
Think of the biggest asshole you’ve seen on the road lately… which Nissan model were they driving?
I will say no more…
My wife used to suck at gift giving and initially I tried to just deal but eventually I had to explain to her that I will not be trading Louis for socks.
Better off regifting me a pair of shoes in the closet that I forgot about.
When Dro said, “First I let my wheels spin, then I let my screens fall, then I let my trunk beat…” I felt it in such a way that it was ALMOST as if he was telling my story. Alas… I had no spinners, I had no screens, and there were only cleats in my trunk of my 2000 Ford Focus. What a time.
I've reread this like 3 times. Freed herself from slavery by running away, *went back a week later bc the slaver was talking shit, set his house on fire, and then escaped again is absolutely incredible queen shit
Correct. And I won’t be doing this foolishness again. Lol
Me letting my bride convince me to do 75 hard was a mistake. Why there ain’t no rest days?
I am wildly excited for this.
Baby they going to the big house
I recently installed a 12 inch JBL that fits in the spare tire well. It has been the perfect solution.
