"You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen."
Best part of this is... It's Andrew's birthday today! This is the ultimate 'sorry I didn't get you a card bro' from Charles.
It might be a bit too meta, but I'd love it if each film had the same actors playing a new group of characters
But what if she reads this? It'll spoil the surprise 🤦♂️
For me that was The Murdoch Mysteries. Low budget cop drama set in Victorian Toronto. It was terrible. I loved it.
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Just checked. It's still going. Might have to catch up on about the last 10 series.
Avoiding to wikipedia she'd need to be about 200 years old. So unlikely 🤔
It must be set in the same version of Britain as Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (Dover to Nottingham via Hadrian's Wall on foot in a day).
He's already been Aquaman (Smallville) and Hawk (Titans). Surely playing 3 superheroes would be greedy (even Chris Evans and Ryan Reynolds stopped at 2)?
A baby happily gurgling. A gymnast doing a backflip and being applauded by her team mates. A bride laughing on the dancefloor.
Absolutely wonderful.
Ditto T-rexes and stegosauruses.
Don't get me started on MILLI Van ILLI.
"The name's Cowboy-Skyscraper... Rushmore PBJ Cowboy-Skyscraper. The Third".
In my family, the self service machine in a train station is "The Quickety Tickety Machine".
I'm no expert, but I think if the special character in the safeword isn't '!' you're doing it wrong.
Where I used to work, there was a meeting room called 'Barn Owl View' because you could see the pub over the road.
The pub closed down but there would have been too much bureaucracy to change the name. So now it's just a constant reminder of where everyone would rather be than in a meeting.
And on a completely unrelated note, your colleagues all stopped complaining about their desks having wonky legs.
He's doing the driver a favour. Now it's got paint on it, that's the one bit of the car that won't rust.
When Dumbledore presses the wrong button while printing the Hogwarts acceptance letters...
Post your favourite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.
"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that and everything else is cream cheese" (Teen Wolf)
Correction - it was his little sister who found the wine bottle. The 'daddy juice' was a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Remember my son (probably about 3) walking into the living room, carrying a bottle of wine announcing that he had a bottle of 'Daddy juice' 🤦♂️
Philip Reeve's Mortal Engines, Larklight and Railhead books are all excellent.
The AI character has 6 fingers on each hand.
This is a fantastic detail.
Rick Astley has a massive collection of Disney Pixar films. He'll let you borrow almost any of them but he's never gonna give you Up.
