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Ooh
youtu.be/FRYAuKuzmn0?...

11.03.2026 15:33 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Interesting...when I say "delighted" & try to focus on not smiling, it sounds sarcastic/insincere.

11.03.2026 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sesquipedalian.

11.03.2026 15:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character.
Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 14:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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two men are walking down a dirt path in the woods and one of them is saying `` what if ... '' . ALT: two men are walking down a dirt path in the woods and one of them is saying `` what if ... '' .
09.03.2026 13:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good PR move, but I'd be more impressed if he shared an image of a cease & desist from their lawyers.

07.03.2026 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone else toss and turn all night?

02.03.2026 09:20 👍 41 🔁 1 💬 19 📌 9

Rihanna touch my chin like that, I'd lose all composure.

02.03.2026 12:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve aged out

28.02.2026 13:05 👍 26 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
27.02.2026 18:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well this explains a lot 😞

18.02.2026 15:28 👍 3 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

"Go home and be a family man"

21.12.2025 19:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

??? That would've been

outrageous

15.12.2025 15:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From a humanitarian POV, yes.
From a capitalist POV, no.

As a country that cares more about $$ than people, we will NEVER see the humanitarian mindset be implemented as policy, regardless of which party is in power.

15.12.2025 15:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait - didn't y'all have everybody on here posing pics of themselves holding a spoon or some shit? I thought we been thru this

15.12.2025 15:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everybody is aghast at the 2nd "tap", but why is no one questioning the 1st? As in, did the boats in question even have the range to reach the US?

15.12.2025 15:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They was like, "Here. DAMN."

05.12.2025 22:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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WE AINT BUYING SHIT!!

27.11.2025 17:01 👍 17 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 4
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POV: GOP 11/4/2025

05.11.2025 12:29 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
05.11.2025 04:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As far as I'm concerned, that's Nate Dogg's song (featuring some dude)

05.11.2025 04:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Today’s poem.

29.10.2025 18:48 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck it. Here I go *puts on foil hat*:

They have to tell this lie because they are still trying to convince us that the gushing neck hole is the "entry wound". It's not.

Bullet probly went thru the back of his head, near his right side & CAME OUT thru the neck.

22.09.2025 03:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Fish don't fry in the kitchen! Beans don't burn on the grill!"

17.09.2025 14:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

📌

15.09.2025 17:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We not gonna talk about PBS shows without mentioning Wordgirl

Theme song was a banger too
youtu.be/cALTm4TTrUI?...

13.09.2025 05:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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There is no best friends Hall of Fame.
THEY MADE IT UP!!!

13.09.2025 05:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ROBOTS FOR EVERYONE?!?

13.09.2025 05:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman killed, State Sen. John Hoffman wounded in 'targeted political violence' A manhunt is underway for the gunman who was impersonating a police officer and had a list of possible targets, officials said.

abcnews.go.com/US/2-minneso...

10.09.2025 20:38 👍 836 🔁 279 💬 7 📌 9

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

10.09.2025 19:28 👍 34339 🔁 9222 💬 55 📌 428