Ken Norton

Everything about the Bam Adebayo 83 piece is hilarious.

of all the people to break Kobe’s record?

7-for-22 on threes?

43 trips to the line?

This guy seems to have discovered a new zero day exploit of the GOP

When your hearing is going super great (thread)

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

This is not true—driver’s licenses aren’t acceptable under the SAVE Act without additional proof of citizenship. The fact that they keep doing this sleight of hand should make clear that the SAVE Act is not something that “every American gets”

My information consumption is now 1/4 reading books about John Brown, 1/4 supporting artists who hate AI on Patreon, 1/4 listening to unsigned indie artists, and 1/4 supporting independent journalists who aren’t on Substack.

The horror Israel/US has unleashed on Iran is going to unfold over time, over generations x.com/arianajasmin...

A Mercator Projection map showing the actual size of Iran overlaid on top of Greenland. Iran is 1,648,195 km^2. Greenland is 2,166,086 km^2.

Wishing someone had shown the President this map.

MARKETS | THE TRADER The Stock Market's New Fear Is an 11-Letter Word That Crushed the Economy in the '70s

Bellbottoms

"We inadvertently aired video from an older dignified transfer instead of the undignified ceremony that took place yesterday."

I finally figured it out: this Iran war feels like the kinds of wars I used to have in Civilization II after I saved the game and felt like seeing how big a mess I could make.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Also, the difference between a Senate candidate who is a Nazi, and one who requires months and months of airtime and barrels of barrels of ink to prove he’s *not* a Nazi approaches zero.

Once again, if you don’t like it, introduce bills banning gerrymandering at the national level. Democrats will happily cosponsor.

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Well, I’ll be.

[Exit Murderer.]

He just threw more chaos into the Senate midterms too? Mullin is up for reelection this Fall.

Tonight, two of the white nationalists I reported on in this piece showed up to attempt to intimidate me on a private night out at a small music venue.

I’ll have more to say tomorrow. I’m safe.

They also didn’t pay cover 🖕

It’s a very long story, but after a long drawn out legal process I wasn’t allowed to take office, so… no.

I was elected to college student government (as a joke write-in candidate) by promising to eat live bugs if I won.

Lastly, they are for the soul of your nation and your cause. Limits on war preserve humanity. Mercy transcends violence. After the fighting, there has to be something more. Rules of engagement and the laws of armed conflict protect you; abandoning them is dire.

I know that the people who need to read this aren’t here, but here goes:

Rules of engagement aren’t for the enemy. They’re for you. They’re for your soldiers when they’re captured or wounded. They’re for your civilians when they’re in range of the enemy. They’re for your allies, to reassure.

Parents Tried to Shield Their Children From Vaccines. Instead They Got Measles.

A little confused by "instead" here.

The saying isn't "fuck around, instead find out"

10x that

You know what else would’ve helped with your taxes? The IRS Free File that Musk killed for no reason

My favorite part of the video is the podcast clip when Paul asks Beeple “You were GRINDING for SOOOO long, how many years?” and Beeple goes “a couple years.”

This has been the single best real-life example of that "if you let one Nazi drink at your bar" thread I've ever seen