Shama Lama Ding Bong

Jon Stewart would make a better President than the orange shitgibbon….

Leavitt Refuses to Rule Out Drastic Troops Option for Iran War A military draft has not happened since the Vietnam War.

Yeah, good luck with THAT, Hagatha…. www.thedailybeast.com/leavitt-refu...

Woodstock legend Country Joe McDonald dead at 84 The ’60s icon passed away Saturday evening.

This saddens me. We need folks like him now more than ever…. pagesix.com/2026/03/08/c...

Yup….

It would be a hit with my grumble for as long as it would take to tear it up!

so like…..15 minutes 🤣

Shhhh….do NOT tell my grumble….😏

As CIC he’s an utter disgrace….

I can’t WAIT until Miss Ladybugs is in prison….

Never be lulled into a false sense of security….

The 15 most educated states in the US — and the 15 least educated WalletHub ranked the most and least educated states in 2026. See which states lead in degree attainment and education quality.

Anyone surprised? Anyone at all? Beuller? Beuller? www.businessinsider.com/most-and-lea...

Bwaaaaahahahahaha…..Ummmm, I meant “My Condolences”.

That's how she tends to get anything she wants 😏....

Me: Dolly, Kristi Noem has been fired!

Miss Dolly: Sucks to be her….

He’s dumber than a 5-lb. sack of stupid 🙄 ….

I remember buying this in the ‘70s solely for the “bathtub acid” recipe, only to find out that rosewood seeds were available only in Hawaii….

I lived in New York at the time🤷‍♂️

I’m sure you’ll write someone a sternly worded letter about it 🙄….

Trump's War — TIME If Trump campaigned as a President of peace, he has governed as the opposite

How long before he puts himself in for the Medal of Honor🙄? apple.news/Apgq6tyFjTuK...

Who Is Markwayne Mullin, the New Homeland Security Secretary? — TIME Trump has selected Sen. Markwayne Mullin to serve as the next Secretary of Homeland Security, replacing Kristi Noem.

Stupid is as stupid does…. apple.news/AtWjEGtuIQWi...

"If I Had A Boat" is one of my favorite songs ever....

FUCK PeeWee German!

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Grandpa Munster and Mushmouth need to be tried, convicted and imprisoned when this is over…. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Tillis threatens to hijack Senate business amid frustrations with Noem The retiring North Carolina Republican lashed the embattled DHS chief during her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee.

It’s about time SOMEBODY grew a pair, but it is still beyond not enough…. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Don't know about you guys but I'm not really in the mood for a modern Crusade

I’m assuming you meant for us to use mental air quotes when reading the word “dancing”….

I find it odd that a plumber is so totally full of shit 🤷‍♂️….

People need to stop complaining. There are deductions specific to all kinds of demographics….

Do what you think is best for YOU! You owe no one an explanation. Best of luck to you….

Civilians trying to explain the military to veterans 🙄 We live in a clown world….