Shama Lama Ding Bong

Not my circus, not my monkeys….

My credo has always been “If you’re not feeding me, financing me or fucking me, what you think of me doesn’t factor in”. You do you! As long as you’re happy with who you are, everyone else be damned. Best of luck to you….

That’s ok. I’m sure it will come up more than once during the war crimes trial….

Except MAGA. Any sane individual should hate THAT….

And now he’s sticking it up the orange shitgibbon’s ass. Some things never change….

85 degrees yesterday and snow today, but Climate Change is a hoax 🙄….

Jon Stewart would make a better President than the orange shitgibbon….

Leavitt Refuses to Rule Out Drastic Troops Option for Iran War A military draft has not happened since the Vietnam War.

Yeah, good luck with THAT, Hagatha…. www.thedailybeast.com/leavitt-refu...

Woodstock legend Country Joe McDonald dead at 84 The ’60s icon passed away Saturday evening.

This saddens me. We need folks like him now more than ever…. pagesix.com/2026/03/08/c...

Yup….

It would be a hit with my grumble for as long as it would take to tear it up!

so like…..15 minutes 🤣

Shhhh….do NOT tell my grumble….😏

As CIC he’s an utter disgrace….

I can’t WAIT until Miss Ladybugs is in prison….

Never be lulled into a false sense of security….

The 15 most educated states in the US — and the 15 least educated WalletHub ranked the most and least educated states in 2026. See which states lead in degree attainment and education quality.

Anyone surprised? Anyone at all? Beuller? Beuller? www.businessinsider.com/most-and-lea...

Bwaaaaahahahahaha…..Ummmm, I meant “My Condolences”.

That's how she tends to get anything she wants 😏....

Me: Dolly, Kristi Noem has been fired!

Miss Dolly: Sucks to be her….

He’s dumber than a 5-lb. sack of stupid 🙄 ….

I remember buying this in the ‘70s solely for the “bathtub acid” recipe, only to find out that rosewood seeds were available only in Hawaii….

I lived in New York at the time🤷‍♂️

I’m sure you’ll write someone a sternly worded letter about it 🙄….

Trump's War — TIME If Trump campaigned as a President of peace, he has governed as the opposite

How long before he puts himself in for the Medal of Honor🙄? apple.news/Apgq6tyFjTuK...

Who Is Markwayne Mullin, the New Homeland Security Secretary? — TIME Trump has selected Sen. Markwayne Mullin to serve as the next Secretary of Homeland Security, replacing Kristi Noem.

Stupid is as stupid does…. apple.news/AtWjEGtuIQWi...

"If I Had A Boat" is one of my favorite songs ever....

FUCK PeeWee German!

WHAT. THE. FUCK.