A handheld house painting cup that reads βtits in your handβ and βtits on a bucket lipβ; a paint bucket in the corner has breasts drawn on it with black and white paint pen.
Inspired by what I read when I first saw it because I need new glasses
05.10.2025 16:08
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Whatβs happening with me?
I have muscle rigidity and tremors so bad that I canβt sleep well at all, go out, drive, sit still, or lie down. Itβs kind of hellish and there is barely anything I can do about it.
Please donβt bust my balls for a lack of art. It sucks that I canβt use my hands properly.
20.07.2025 12:43
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Just a dude in a black shirt, pink hat, and glasses chilling in a lawn chair.
Still alive vol. whatever
17.07.2025 15:30
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Their entire friendship was a lie
09.06.2025 00:57
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Photograph of a black and white dog with brown eyes and long fur (a border collie mix) standing in a living room on a rug, looking out the window. He is smiling with his mouth open.
The best of the boys #dogs #dogsofbluesky
30.05.2025 16:36
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Homosexual fast dancing is a time-honoured Eurovision tradition.
15.05.2025 20:28
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Cassette tape Head Cleaner Play Both Sides
I think we should tell Gen Z that Head Cleaner's "Play Both Sides" was the π₯ album of 1986
15.05.2025 07:16
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A guy with curly auburn hair that is long on top and cascading down the front, but short on the sides; he has several tattoos, round glasses, a mustache and a goatee, and is wearing a black tank top. He has a half smile.
I exist
15.05.2025 19:16
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Seymour, a border collie/german shepherd mix, sitting in front of my legs. He has black fur with a white chest and chin, and he is sticking out his tongue partially. He has innocent looking brown eyes, looking playful.
blep
#dogsofbluesky
14.05.2025 11:51
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Photo from my driveway of powerfully green hedges, grass, and trees. The concrete of the driveway is stained yellow in places from pollen.
An incredibly verdant spring morning in western MA.
14.05.2025 11:41
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My knee sounds like packing chips being crunched when I bend it. Time for that bionic knee they keep waving in my face, eh.
Iβm already the six million dollar man, better make it the six million one hundred thousand dollar man.
14.05.2025 11:14
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If you dont name your sump pump company βA Little Sumpin Sumpinβ then what are you even doing owning a sump pump company
14.05.2025 10:48
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Possibly the greatest story ever told on Bsky.
14.05.2025 10:56
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How did I miss the greatest story ever told? This is golden, and you absolutely should be proud to tell it.
14.05.2025 10:55
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not a hollaback girl, but not yet a hollaback woman
13.05.2025 05:40
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Shit Iβm 42, lemme dunk on em
14.05.2025 09:48
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On the right, Gavin McCloud as Captain Stubing from The Love Boat, standing in his dress whites, beaming and saluting. On the left, Andy Warhol with glasses and his silver wig, dressed in a black leather jacket and black jeans and shoes, pointing a black polaroid camera at the captain. They are on a set dressed like the deck of a ship, with deck chairs and a railing behind with a life preserver on it.
Inside you are two wolves...
13.05.2025 16:17
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They can never make me not love you, Suede
13.05.2025 16:05
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Iβm gonna draw more people. Iβm gonna bite the bullet and do it. Iβm competent at it but I default to animals so much.
Who should I start with?
13.05.2025 15:56
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The real NSFW artists out there need the money plz π
Glad to see you on Bsky btw!
13.05.2025 15:55
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Miigwich!!! Finally an Indigenous person in as Minister of Indigenous Services.
No Indigenous person without their consent should have to swear an allegiance to King Charles. It is very disrespectful and pushes colonialism in 2025.
Do better! πͺΆππ½π‘π¨π¦π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ
13.05.2025 15:36
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My god that looks so real
13.05.2025 15:48
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A stylized digital drawing of several iridisicent birds. The birds depicted are: rufous hummingbird, eurasian jay, mandarin duck, nicobar pigeon, palawan peacock pheasant, tree swallow and purple gallinule.
shiny birbs
13.05.2025 14:20
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Wish I could help more but I got you with what I could
13.05.2025 15:44
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Reminder, since it is apparently needed: victim shaming/blaming is disgusting. It takes a person on average 7 tries to leave an ab*sive relationship. Some die trying. Luckily I didnβt, but it took a lot of help. Thereβs danger involved that you arenβt privy to, even if the ab*se is βinvisibleβ.
13.05.2025 15:32
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Acrylic painting on canvas of a forest scene in viridian green trees with red leaves; two wolves are silhouetted in the centre.
Green art day β¦ this counts right? Acrylic.
13.05.2025 13:41
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Tonight You Belong To Me; Steve Martin & Bernadette Peters The Jerk 1979 (High Quality)
YouTube video by WorldMind
This could be us. Bring a trumpet.
13.05.2025 13:28
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Twofer that arenβt musicians Iβve interviewed (feels like cheating):
-my mates and I were on Games World Live when I was 12. I got sprayed with ketchup and mustard live on Sky One.
-Wesley Willis once called me on my birthday.
13.05.2025 13:19
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IF YOU HAVE BEEN SLAMMED IN THE BACK OF YOUR DRAGULA
YOU MIGHT BE ENTITLED TO DIG THROUGH THE RICHES
CALL MORGAN AND MORGAN
12.04.2025 20:54
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