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“She does love looking after our perfect brood, that’s true.” Joel smiles and helps Cascina sip up her jacket since the air is a little nippy today and he doesn’t want the cold air getting into her chest.

“Then I would love spending alone time with you, my love and we can do anything you want.”

13.03.2026 08:41 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Joel nods his head put also pouts impatiently when Persephone’s hand stops stroking little him even though he knows that something even better is coming his way.

“It’s true, my love he does and who better to make him stand for attention than you, which is the only person who can make him hard.”

12.03.2026 22:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel nods his head without much more thought, especially because he can see how distressing for Persephone that her family is separated.

“Of course we can focus on making it all right with everyone. I’ll just go pack my bag again and then we can go home, unless you want to spend the night here.”

12.03.2026 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel is actually very proud of Stephanie right now and smiles at her but he also checks Stephanie’s hand for any damage though stops when he remembers Stephanie is a doctor and will know.

“She will. You should tell her when Violet has calmed down because I think it will all make Violet laugh.”

12.03.2026 19:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel isn’t sure what any of that means and even looks over at Violet for reassurance because he isn’t sure what he should and shouldn’t say to that.

“I will um, I’ll remember that Janet, thank you.” Joel is continuing to walk with Janet and Violet whilst offering a small smile to them both.

12.03.2026 18:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel is genuinely thinking for a few moments before he clicks on that Persephone doesn’t actually want him to answer it so literal.

“It’s been a long time but we could change that, well I am sure that you know I am always ready for it but the question really depends on if you’re in the mood.”

06.03.2026 01:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel can’t believe his luck all over again. He was at first being given the best handjob of his life and now his beautiful wife is offering to ride him too.

“You would do that for me Darling? I mean, of course you would because you wouldn’t have suggested it otherwise. I would love that.”

06.03.2026 00:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I can but can you forgive me? I was out of line and you were right to be upset with me especially because I really made our first daughter feel bad.”

Joel has his hands rested on Persephone’s hips and he is now caressing her hips “And I definitely plan on apologising to Ellie when she’s ready.”

06.03.2026 00:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“You did? I thought you didn’t particularly like her because of what she done to Violet, well that is what Tommy told me anyway.”

Joel lifts an eyebrow whilst looking at Stephanie because he is trying to understand “I’m curious. Why did you want to know how she is doing? How did Violet take it?”

06.03.2026 00:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Sure. Yeah, of course. Violet that is a great idea and sorry if that sounded like I was hesitant because I’m not, actually I was just realising that I am terrible under pressure.”

Joel rubs the back of his neck and then nervously laughs “Right, yes. We have to go. Are you two ladies ready to go?”

06.03.2026 00:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I can tell and you know that is okay but I’m not sure how well I will be able to answer her questions for her. I’m not very science certified.”

Joel nervously scratches at the back of his neck and he also lets out a nervous laugh “But I suppose I could also do my best to answer them honestly.”

02.03.2026 00:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel nods his head but also gives Stephanie a small smile that spoke a thousand words before he even opened his mouth to talk.

“Of course I can keep a secret for you Stephanie as long as everything is okay and you aren’t in danger because I wouldn’t want you to be in any danger.”

02.03.2026 00:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Really? You’d do that for me because I know that you love having the children at home and I wouldn’t want you to give that up so I can enjoy your boobs.”

Joel is looking at Persephone and doing his best to be respectful but he does have a hopeful tint in his eye that he might get a nice treat.

02.03.2026 00:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel nods his head, letting the occasional whimper with every stroke that Persephone is putting over his dick. Joel also really loves the feeling of Persephone’s lips on his neck.

“Please.” Joel says through a moan for Persephone “Please do this for me a lot more often Darling, please.”

01.03.2026 22:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel nods his head and accepts that he is being stubborn and that Persephone really does want to make it up to him. Joel is now giving Persephone his usual puppy dog eyes.

“Would it be okay if I got a kiss? I’ve actually missed getting one of your kisses recently. Can I please get a kiss?”

01.03.2026 22:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel lifts an eyebrow looks at Janet, Violet and then back at Janet like he can’t believe what he is hearing or that Janet is so forward in her questioning.

“You know I can just go and get my wife and then you can see for yourself why I am so afraid of her, but it’s a healthy kind of afraid.”

24.02.2026 14:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“You shouldn’t ever feel guilty for having good parents Stephanie, I know that Tommy and I didn’t have it easy but that doesn’t mean that you deserve to have it difficult.”

Joel gives Stephanie a gentle cuddle and then places a kiss on Stephanie’s forehead “I hope things are better for Violet.”

24.02.2026 14:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel can’t believe his ears and nods his head to what Persephone says but Joel also pulls out Persephone’s shirt a little bit and looks at Persephone’s boobs.

“Yummy. A whole snack, which I will be tasting later. I may also hold and squeeze them privately but yes, try all the shirts please.”

24.02.2026 14:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel is starting to feel good with the help of Persephone’s hand and lets out soft groans with every stroke of Persephone’s hand and kiss on his neck.

“It’s been too long, but I feel like that is my fault because I haven’t been feeling the urges like I used too. God, that feels amazing Darling.”

24.02.2026 13:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I still think I should stay here though like you said because I doubt Ellie wants me to be back home right now.” Joel exhales softly and then smiles small at Persephone.

“You know that you can still love me and be mad with me and you don’t have to be nice to me just because I am feeling sad.”

24.02.2026 13:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“That would do it. Us Miller men can never resist a nice pair of boobs but please don’t tell my wife that because I will most likely be scolded.”

Joel smiles between Janet and Violet but also is trying to play it cool and act like he isn’t slightly terrified of his wife. Even though he is.”

19.02.2026 21:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Really. He was so scared of our father and ending up just like him and honestly, so was I but Tommy more so. He was scared he’d hurt him.”

Joel smiles and gives Stephanie a hug and kiss on Stephanie’s forehead “That’s why I’m so happy he has you because you make him a way better person.”

19.02.2026 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel’s jaw is already on the floor whilst his eyes are repeatedly scanning Persephone and Joel also nods his head in approval of Persephone’s new look.

“Whoa. No, I mean you look incredible and so beautiful and just, wow. You should definitely make this your new around the house clothes.”

19.02.2026 14:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel is wondering if this is all a really good dream but it can’t be. No, he’s just a very lucky man and of course he already loves the way Persephone is kissing his neck.

“You know, I really do love the sound of that Darling, I also think that I am really being spoiled rotten by you today.”

19.02.2026 14:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I shouldn’t have done what I done. You got angry at me because of that and if I had just used my brain then you wouldn’t have gotten angry at all.”

Joel exhales softly but he is looking at both their hands connected “So I’m sorry for doing something so dumb that it got you that level of pissed.”

19.02.2026 11:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel is stood there because he can’t believe that Janet was actually successful in getting blood from Tommy. Joel looks at Violet, Janet and then back at Violet.

“How did you retrieve blood from my Tommy so easy? I’d have asked if you waited until he fell asleep but that’d make no difference.”

15.02.2026 02:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Which for us men can be deathly terrifying, though it does also give us peace of mind that our wives will be okay and safe, it’s a win win.”

Joel smiles small at Stephanie “Though I will admit Tommy had always been the most docile between the both of us. Even as a kid he was even more docile.”

15.02.2026 02:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Joel is now trying to mentally remember if he has forgotten an important date. It isn’t their Anniversary or Persephone’s birthday and Valentine’s Day was yesterday.”

“Am I just lucky? Oh my God, I’m lucky. I am actually lucky. I can’t believe I am getting spoiled this much, this is so amazing!”

15.02.2026 02:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“The best blowjob of my life? You are really setting the bar up high for yourself tonight, Darling, especially because you have given me some life altering ones in the past.”

Joel is looking at Persephone and then he nods his head “The best blowjob of my life sounds pretty great though, Darling.”

15.02.2026 02:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I deserved it, truthfully.” Joel says and exhales softly but then stays quiet, letting Persephone finish explaining herself and then Joel nods his head.

“Where are the children? I know you would never leave them unsupervised, even if it is only for a few minutes. Who is looking after them?”

15.02.2026 01:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0