Whoever is the next Secretary of State is going to have some big shoes to fill.
11.03.2026 17:55
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Whoever is the next Secretary of State is going to have some big shoes to fill.
ngl i don't need it to happen as much as i need the other thing to happen but i would still not at all be opposed to it happening
when your food looks like this it's far past time to throw it out
QTP with your favourite comfort food.
I could eat pho every day 😋🥰
A scene from The Office. Michael Scott is standing in front of some shelves filled with office supplies. In the original, he is saying dramatically, "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY". The overlay text here reads "I DECLARE THE TARGET BOYCOTT IS OVER"
Target management out here thinking you can just say it
searching through log files in disbelief. @grep is this true?
When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?
Rod Serling: I wrote the Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life," about a petulant omnipotent child, as a cautionary tale
Republicans: at long last we have successfully invented the petulant omnipotent child from the Twilight Zone episode
Trump: WINNING, everyone is saying it, COMPLETE SUCCESS
Concerns about structural stability are well founded. I don't think I've ever bought a can of these that didn't have several broken into pieces at the bottom.
the "they dont know about" meme. partiers dancing are labeled 'texas dildo enforcers'. guy in the corner staring off into space is labeled 'they dont know about my matroyshka dildo'
it's a mantra: move fast, brow thins
also possible the Cybertruck achieved self-awareness and realized it was a Cybertruck 😬
Tesla to blame either way, for sure
aka the When was the last time you cleaned your monitor test
What's My JND? 0.0029
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
that carcinogen you like is going to come back in style
America: all the fucking around, none of the finding out
The Impressive Clergyman from Princess Bride. Caption: Maybe it wiww happen today
Lincoln 🤜 🤛 Obama
winning the battle (decency, great sound bites) at the
expense of losing the war (survival of democracy)
Seriously, fuck Segraves and fuck his whole team. I guess stomping on everyone else is what it takes to succeed in legacy media now, and if that's the case, I'm happy to let it die.
If there's anybody to study this stuff in a few hundred years, they're going to be fascinated by our rise and fall and how we planted the seeds of our own destruction.
Like, straight line from our failures during Reconstruction to those buried sins coming back to bite us in the ass in 2016
you’d think they’d all be used to clown shoes by now
Luigi suddenly a US strategic asset
Reporter: what are you doing about healthcare
Trump, who doesn’t understand the difference between crushing it good and crushing it bad: CRUSHING IT
I tried mastodon and then the ice age hit and I froze so fast I didn’t even have time to finish chewing the grass in my mouth
wait I think I’m a woolly mammoth in that joke? are mastodons the same as mammoths? surely someone on mastodon would know but I’m afraid to ask bc they’d just go on forever
For International Womens Day, here's my essential list of Australian women in horror cinema over at the Australian Centre for the Moving Image
move slow and repair things
Is there an cushier or more useless job in American right now, than Republican member of Congress?
You don't have to think, you don't care that a corrupt POTUS has taken over half your job, you just show up once in a while and vote like they tell you, and oh btw you get rich from insider trading.
are LLM cheerleaders conscious? i can see argument there
LLMs? 🙄 gtfo
Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…
NOOOOOOO WHY
Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary
