Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick

Beautiful women are in your area NOW, walking around in silk robes and eating pieces of pastrami with their bare hands.

the boys are back in town (drinking eight of these and then getting arrested in the parking lot)

Drawing of Silvana with scissors in one hand and a mirror in the other. She has cut her bangs very short. Probably very crooked. Text behind her says, "OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN. I CUT MY OWN BANGS DURING A DEPRESSIVE EPISODE. OOH BABY BABY."

You know how it is!!!

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

The unusual folks are the most important people in the world. Blessed are the weirdos.

Thinking of lifting the ancient curse that's been placed on me. As a bit.

“The purpose of one's life is fulfilled only when one is able to give joy to another.” a quote from Sri Sarada Devi

i have been thinking about this quote a lot since i read it and have been trying to do at least one nice thing for someone else every day.

Cannot stop reading this to the beat of "Come Together."

(painfully dying of measles on the oregon trail) I hope measles never goes away. I hope it lasts forever

I love when people wait until the end of the day to give me feedback. It doesn't bother me at all.

People think it's sad when your dad goes out to get cigarettes and doesn't come home, but it's even sadder when he comes back empty-handed. Shop wouldn't sell him any. Said he's not cool enough to smoke. Said he could have only have a scented candle.

I don't like this, but I understand this. You need some chips.

I'm thinking about building me a nuclear bomb shelter. Thinking a tipped over metal trashcan with a handwritten "go away" sign will work.

This is so good, Al. That lettering!

An anthropomorphic scribble as the personification of frustration. Above the figure: “HERE COMES FRUSTRATION.” Drawn with pencil, China marker, paint markers, and pigment liners.

Put your issues on paper.

if you’re eating at IHOP and you accidentally call it the “Rooty Tooty et tu, Brooty?” they’re legally allowed to stab your bill into your back with a small pin, just FYI

Filling out Hinge prompts:

”What I’m looking for in a partner? I guess it’s bones. This isn’t a euphemism, I need bones. Lots of bones. YOUR bones.”

TREAT IS FOR HER

We really CAN have it all, ladies!

My Garmin just told me I earned the ‘International Women’s Day Badge,’ which- like most things awarded to women- is some bullshit that doesn’t matter and I don’t even care about.

I’m the Michael Phelps of not doing the things I’m supposed to be doing

that’s my secret, Daylight Savings, i’m always tired

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

A digital pencil sketch of four black capped chickadees surrounding some handwritten text that reads “You don’t have to do it alone.”

Just a little scrabbledy sketch to keep spirits up.

I also learned today that a group of chickadees is called a ‘banditry’ and how cute is that?

(joan jett voice)

i love sitting down
sitting on the couch and sitting, baby

Funny, they've been on my mind a lot lately too. Not sure why.

Drawing of a crow made with ink and colored pencils on toned paper.

Little crow

Ink and colored pencils on paper
5x7

#art #birds #nature #sciart