Thank you daddy! 🙌😍

This got me rock hard omg 🥵

🤤

Nice

Same man

Absolutely

very unlikely i will ever parent an actual child but having a very clever orange cat has given me a reasonable approximation of having a perpetual two-year-old

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my best friend is a PC gamer who loves forza and PUBG. we're constantly making "winner winner chicken dinner" jokes at each other

but Abod hasn't played games in 13 months. instead, he's starving and dodging missiles with his baby in his arms.

please, please, help Abod survive gofund.me/ac177301

It's 1997, the Bremerton to Seattle ferry, I've got quarters and an hour to kill. This is my happy place.

A wet crow looks pensive against a plum background.

Wet crow 🪶

Me too, Oliver

Well HAI

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Me having never had a Twitter trying to figure out what this is about 😅