The bottom is stuck to the paper, depriving the eater of 30% of their muffin.
I know the muffin tops are better than the stumps, but still - I’d like the whole thing @timhortonsofficial.bsky.social
PASSAGE OF TIME, TRANSLATED
2025 — “the other day”
2024 — “a few months ago”
2021-2023 — “last year”
2020 — “oof, maybe 10-15 years ago?”
2016-2019 — “a couple years ago”
2011-2015 — “10-15 years ago”
2000-2010 — “like 5-10 years ago”
PET PEEVE: I see 'thief' misspelled more than I see it spelled correctly. Can't all be typos.
Glum George Lucas talks about how important trade disputes are.
look, all i’m saying is if your packaging says “tear here” and i tear there it should open the packaging
Hey so, you know what i just discovered is a really bad idea?
Eating dinner while watching THE PITT
This is an amazing movie, highly recommended!
Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
I want coffee but I don't know how their coffee maker works.
The other night on Jeopardy, two players were tied going into final. The woman in third made a small wager and her answer was, "I hope they both bet everything." They both did, all three got it wrong, and she won. As if that wasn't already hilarious enough, turns out it was all a master plan!
Don't wait too long before asking for the ENT; I saw mine today and he said he'd want to see me within a week of a sudden hearing loss. But I already have issues, so it might be an apples and oranges thing.
It took 30 years to pay off, but Team Canada dodges a bullet when the Jets leave Winnipeg in 1996 and the Tkachuks are instead born in Arizona...
RIP, James Van Der Beek. And fuck cancer.
Uphill skiing should be an Olympic event.
10AM is basically 9:30AM, so coffee break. 10:30AM is almost 11AM, which is basically 12PM so it's lunch time.
2PM is basically 1PM. 1PM is pretty much still lunch. 2:30PM is 3PM, and 3PM is basically 4PM. 4PM is too late to start any new work, so 4PM might as well be 5PM. quittin' time
I'm learning that my hearing disability is one of the few medical conditions people can actually get mad at someone for having.
Hearing aids help, but they're not magic ears, people! 🙃
Another life hack I’ve found is to actually log out of and close the app when you’re done so you’ll have to log in the next time…the extra step of logging in really makes you consider if you need it in that moment.
The A&W coffee and breakfast is great...that location closed.
If there's still a McDonald's there, it's too far away for my break
Good to see the non-spill, non-scald cup and lid system still eludes the geniuses at Tim Hortons. At least their coffee and donuts are shitty.
It's bizarre to say but a couple of McDonalds would really make downtown a better place to visit...
I like this account. The galaxies are interesting and it breaks up the misery of my feed in a very welcome way. Keep posting!
LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
As nice as it is to have hearing aids and be able to, you know, hear people again...it's also nice they have an off switch when the people around you need not be heard.
R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
