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#Xenoblade3

"I ASSUMED the US Military had an active plan to open the Strait." How can people who are paid to understand geopolitics be so bafflingly naive?

it’s unreal how these grown-ass men had no problem destroying untold lives with chatGPT but go crying to a judge when people make fun of them online

This WoL name and glam made my evening.

IMO it STILL feels weird to get multiple comms on a DPS job in 4 player dungeons where there's not much going on.

Why is my discover tab stuck on super skeevy gpose shit again? What did I do??

Now we can't have threats against those white boys, can we?

The quoted tweet is, among other things, a devastating indictment of Politico. No one there is capable of recognizing it or feeling shame, but still.

Math - Gator Days Characters Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable child who loves making friends. August's son. Mewbert - Cat - Animal - August and Gustopher's pet cat. Transcript Panel 1 Gustopher is working on his math homework. It's been taking him a while but he believes he has finally started wrap his head around it. Mewbert is there for emotional support. Gustopher: I think I finally figured out my math homework. It's easy now. Panel 2 Gustopher grabs his phone to check and see if his answers are correct. Gustopher: Almost done! I can play video games after I check my work. Mewbert is not sure about that statement but will continue to be there for Gustopher no matter what happens. Panel 3 Gustopher silently stares at his phone. His answers aren't correct. Reality is crashing down on him. Mewbert has a sense that they will be at the desk for a while. Panel 4 Gustopher angrily and silently returns to the homework. He's begun to erase the answers he previously put down and is trying to figure out where he went wrong. Mewbert closes her eyes and prepares to continue emotionally supporting Gustopher through this process.

Math - Gator Days

Lol

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I got asked this week about what ties the games together and my response was exactly the same. "I... can't answer that without wrecking the worldbuilding across the ENTIRE series."

"You mean like we're torturing their civilians?"

Almost every single NPC in XCX is just the absolute worst. God damn.

13日の！金曜にゃ！🍜
#金曜凛ちゃんりんりんりん

Flurries nothing, we've got full on snowstorm over here...

It’s short for Perverts

The headline... photo.... EVERYTHING...

No lie, I really did think this was an Onion headline, but no. @bencollins.bsky.social, I'm so sorry your staff's job is this hard now.

If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

I try not to do ranty threads anymore, but man, this Valve GDC graph has just rubbed me up unbelievably badly

This was presented as a good thing - "more games are finding success!" -- when actually the data has just been presented in a tricksy way to make it look like everything is fine

EA and Blizzard took the immense good will from two of my most beloved games and squandered it on purpose for line go up and on my life I'll never forgive them.

$11.3 billion could cover any of the following for a full year:
-1.4 million people on Medicaid
-19 million kids getting free school lunches
-1.4 million people getting affordable housing
-1.1 million hungry seniors fed
-0.8 million children given free child care

Also, happy 12th anniversary, Granblue Fantasy. Thanks for pulling me to Tokyo almost every year to meet up with a bunch of friends from around the world.

Not the biiiiiiiggest fan about this event but still 😭

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

"We realized we were making ourselves deeply vulnerable to a class action suit that absolutely would have wiped us out financially so we're going to find a way to do this without actual human names attached."

LRT, also, what the actual fuck