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Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)

@heresyminiatures.com

Some of the greatest indie miniatures that you never heard of, apparently. Glib. Posts a lot of non hobby stuff as well. Not 100% serious https://heresyminiatures.com/shop

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10.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

10.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 7290 πŸ” 1526 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 149
Work In Progress shot! She's still missing an arm, which i am working on!

Work In Progress shot! She's still missing an arm, which i am working on!

I need some orders asap! So here's your chance to get a Master Casting of the new Madame in Human Disguise figure. I think only about ten copies will come out of the first mould, so be quick to claim one. I need about Β£200 of orders for tomorrow it turns out.
heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p...

10.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I tried putting orange oil extract in, but it just floats on top inside the pot and then you get it all in the last cup

10.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What's One Neat Trick that you personally came up with to make something shit less so?
Mine is currently to make a big teapot of 'Bedtime' teabags x2, with 1x 'Sleep' teabag added, and a single shake of chili flakes (so about 8 flakes/seeds) Just makes the tea more interesting (chili=needs to steep)

10.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For Etsy, where EUπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί and NorwayπŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ customers can pre-pay VAT etc (USA customers it's easier to use my main shop where the 10% tariff can be pre-paid but you do you if you prefer Etsy!)

10.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Work In Progress shot! She's still missing an arm, which i am working on!

Work In Progress shot! She's still missing an arm, which i am working on!

I need some orders asap! So here's your chance to get a Master Casting of the new Madame in Human Disguise figure. I think only about ten copies will come out of the first mould, so be quick to claim one. I need about Β£200 of orders for tomorrow it turns out.
heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p...

10.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
fustilarian - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

'Fustilarian'(noun)

old insult for a low villain, an unattractive, grossly overweight, slovenly, stinkard.
'Away with you, you fustilarian!'

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cc @susiedentwords.bsky.social

09.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Judge Dredd has ben sent to investigate reports of a strange robot hanging around his (Hall Of Justice assigned, rarely used) apartment in Rowdy Yates block. He is accosted by a concerned resident who badgers him over both the the delay and his absence from Rowdy Yates's residents lives
Dress: Return to your aparmtnet and lock the door. Stay there until I'm gone.
Annoying Resident Woman, alarmed (looks like Marge Simpson in triangular glasses): You mean there's going to be fighting?
Dredd through gritted teeth: No. I mean, you're getting on my nerves.

Judge Dredd has ben sent to investigate reports of a strange robot hanging around his (Hall Of Justice assigned, rarely used) apartment in Rowdy Yates block. He is accosted by a concerned resident who badgers him over both the the delay and his absence from Rowdy Yates's residents lives Dress: Return to your aparmtnet and lock the door. Stay there until I'm gone. Annoying Resident Woman, alarmed (looks like Marge Simpson in triangular glasses): You mean there's going to be fighting? Dredd through gritted teeth: No. I mean, you're getting on my nerves.

It's the throwaway one liner character stuff that makes a proper Dredd story

09.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Rooster artillery mecha from Tankhead mechanical encyclopedia. A rooster shaped artillery robot surrounded by 3 tiny egg shaped power armors

Rooster artillery mecha from Tankhead mechanical encyclopedia. A rooster shaped artillery robot surrounded by 3 tiny egg shaped power armors

Hen transport mecha from Tankhead mechanical encyclopedia. A chicken shaped transport robot deploying 3 tiny egg shaped power armors

Hen transport mecha from Tankhead mechanical encyclopedia. A chicken shaped transport robot deploying 3 tiny egg shaped power armors

Blueprints of the rooster artillery

Blueprints of the rooster artillery

Blueprints of the hen transport

Blueprints of the hen transport

The Hen and Rooster tankheads were pinnacles of Neverwar era Alliance engineering. A battery’s worth of artillery and an infantry fighting vehicle capable of deploying four egg tankettes ideal for urban combat. Despite their size both maintained good mobility in the field.

09.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 273 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Venture Capitalist as new CEO?

oh, this place will be dead and gone soon, see you at the next one

09.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 217 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 15

I mean, Rubio is doing three or four top state jobs, he MUST be able to have someone just buy or make him identical shoes in the right size that he can pretend are the ones Trump bought him?

09.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

09.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 11221 πŸ” 1958 πŸ’¬ 783 πŸ“Œ 480

Whoops, Turns out if you totally wreck an oil-based economy zone they might reconsider theirm commitment in investments in a loss-making enterprise like eg buying Warner Bros

09.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I suggest a big base with actual rocks on it to help with not knocking it over later lol

09.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Take a big bin bag to put the void fill in for when you need to put the dragon back in the box (I used to take two boxes just to make things easier at shows!). also tape th elid shut just in case

09.03.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Or just FABULOUS at last

08.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you know someone with a sonic cleaning bath thingy, that'll come up a treat

08.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, not Inspector Morse villains. Eastenders villains.

08.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every US politician wheeled out to speak to the news look like a Columbo villain. Ours look like Inspector Morse villains I suppose.

08.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Old and Busted: Daylight Savings Time

New Hotness: Measuring time in units of Pringles tube.

08.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love how when he walks into the wall it gives a loud hollow wooden thump cos it's a prop wall made of one sheet of plywood

08.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New species of tarantula discovered with blue legs Researchers have discovered a new species of tarantula lurking in mangrove swamps – and they have vibrant blue legs.The arachnid was discovered inhabiting hollow trees, in Phang-Nga, Thailand. They li...

For your spidery paint schemes
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08.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, watch this, with the sound up, because he moves so fast you can hear the snap of the air on his clothes

08.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boring as hell as well, took almost a whole tube of barbecue Pringles for him just to do the movement phase

08.03.2026 10:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Back in ye olde days of 40k II, that was every ork army. A whole army of Space Wolves failing to eliminate a 60 strong monopose plastic Gretchin bolt-sponge mob as it shielded the rest of the boyz advance, before they rolled more D6 dice than we as a group had in combat against each marine

08.03.2026 10:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Fastest Man Alive
The Fastest Man Alive YouTube video by Last Podcast On The Left

We all need a laugh break, and this is today's one-
youtube.com/shorts/R7OoE...

08.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

I hear ya. Can I make a suggestion so you don't have to choose? The Fall Of The House Of Usher (modern Poe reimagining), or Midnight Mass (weird things happen on an island), both on Netflix if you have it. (I am currently rewatching MM after the same paralysis all afternoon)

07.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0