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Akhil Indurti πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

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I play guitar and post nonsense about PL. @smasher164@hachyderm.io, @smasher164 on twitter

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Known for Algol 60, CSP, Hoare logic, Quicksort, and more--any single one of Tony Hoare's accomplishments is remarkable on its own. RIP to a legend.

09.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

white girls only think i look feminine cause they have to pay for lip filler not to look like patrick star

09.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

seattle has great coffee shops because none of the baristas are straight

27.12.2025 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a dream that I got my instagram back 😭

18.12.2025 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But can dialectics consider statistical significance?

18.12.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

who tows the tow truck??

15.12.2025 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I assumed it can be defined at the library-level, given its effect handlers and threads. re: thread safety, I was thinking of the Oxidizing OCaml work that Jane Street’s done.

05.12.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im here for the ocaml reboot

05.12.2025 05:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Where am I supposed to find a pear tree at this hour?

01.12.2025 05:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMy lord, I brought you their precious heirlooms.”

*peers away from the rank odor*
β€œWhere are the jewels?”

β€œThey are a family of farmers. These tomatoes have been passed down for generations.”

24.11.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One’s character is not so easily compartmentalized. An impulsive cheater who stumbles into drama in their relationships is bound to the same dynamic in academic and professional settings.

24.11.2025 20:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

rolling up to the thanksgiving potluck and door-dashing a casserole

19.11.2025 00:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i had tremendous respect for your institution before they accepted me

05.11.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in honor dick cheney’s demise, i’ll repost my greatest work: dick cheeseney

05.11.2025 09:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.11.2025 06:14 πŸ‘ 2655 πŸ” 373 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 10

it is henceforth illegal to rhyme β€œbooks” with β€œbell hooks”

05.11.2025 07:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭

25.10.2025 07:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

apparently the caesarian has nothing to do with a caesar salad

25.10.2025 04:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tfw you got the β€œarigato gozaimasu” loaded up but your friend wants to order dessert

25.10.2025 04:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you want to shamelessly repeat something, just do a key change

24.10.2025 23:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But then I discovered you were really nice, just sassy haha

24.10.2025 10:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1 online, but probably 3 irl cause of my rbf

24.10.2025 09:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

at first you were a 6

24.10.2025 09:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Kentucky is a state in the bible belt, Idaho is in the choker of the Pacific Northwest.

24.10.2025 08:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDont bite the hand that feeds you.”

β€œWhat if I lick it instead?”

24.10.2025 08:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tall buildings should have slides

24.10.2025 08:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sex expressions

05.10.2025 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

General Tso and I go way back. I knew him back when the T was silent.

22.09.2025 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

everything the light touches is our yard. they’ve been brought here for our milkshake.

21.09.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sigil ros

11.09.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0